Caption competition 2 results:
First place: Nikolai78
The rookie police officer had clearly misunderstood the term: "always take down the suspects particulars."
Superb 'Carry On' style humour, that we may have all thought was dead and buried- but evidently the love for bawy 'tit and knob' gags still burns brightly in our hearts. Rock on.
Joint Second Place:
Preppy Legend - " the worlds most cowardly suicide attempt gets talked down by London's finest "
and Cheech - "If I said I loved men in uniforms, would you lick my sexy knees?"
Preppy's fine old school 'have i got news for you' style puts him firmly in second place, While Cheech's sheer lunacy won me over. Hurrah for lunacy, I say.
Third place - everyone that mentioned piles. Piles are funny- but not THAT funny.
Once again, winners of the competition receive my good will, but all participants are guaranteed a hefty dose of my own brand of 'massive indifference'.
Thankyou all for taking part.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I am far, far cheerier than i have been in a very, very long time. Work is quiet, I've finally got some money, I'm nearly done with stoopid college, I've got books and docs about web dev, Josh pointed out a site where I can get a cool job once I've moved to Brighton...I'm all sunshine lollipops and rainbows.
For example: I dance in the kitchen, I am far sillier - far more often, I haven't threatened anyone's life and my insecurities are on annual leave.
So, how are you?
First place: Nikolai78
The rookie police officer had clearly misunderstood the term: "always take down the suspects particulars."
Superb 'Carry On' style humour, that we may have all thought was dead and buried- but evidently the love for bawy 'tit and knob' gags still burns brightly in our hearts. Rock on.
Joint Second Place:
Preppy Legend - " the worlds most cowardly suicide attempt gets talked down by London's finest "
and Cheech - "If I said I loved men in uniforms, would you lick my sexy knees?"
Preppy's fine old school 'have i got news for you' style puts him firmly in second place, While Cheech's sheer lunacy won me over. Hurrah for lunacy, I say.
Third place - everyone that mentioned piles. Piles are funny- but not THAT funny.
Once again, winners of the competition receive my good will, but all participants are guaranteed a hefty dose of my own brand of 'massive indifference'.
Thankyou all for taking part.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I am far, far cheerier than i have been in a very, very long time. Work is quiet, I've finally got some money, I'm nearly done with stoopid college, I've got books and docs about web dev, Josh pointed out a site where I can get a cool job once I've moved to Brighton...I'm all sunshine lollipops and rainbows.
For example: I dance in the kitchen, I am far sillier - far more often, I haven't threatened anyone's life and my insecurities are on annual leave.
So, how are you?
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I dunno.
I despair, I really do.