Hmmm. Nic's out at work....whats on the telly then eh?
09:00 Wish I was here
VR holiday show.
09:55 The Crew
Fly on the wall documentary series where a camera crew filming a fly on the wall documentary series for a rival channel are followed around and filmed 24 hours a day to see how they like it.
12:00 FILM: Groundforce Day
Bill Murray finds himself mysteriously compelled to watch Alan Titchmarsh dig up a middle aged couple's Hampshire vegetable garden, day after day, seemingly forever - in a manner apparently similar to the majority of the British television viewing public.
15:30 Star Trek: Whatever
Apathetic last-ditch attempt to rekindle some degree of interest in the ailing star trek franchise, featuring a one-legged Welsh Vulcan captain and blind transvestite Klingon first officer flying around the galaxy in a starship shaped like a big metal pair of tits.
17:00 Location Location Location
(Repeat Repeat Repeat)
18:25 Last of the summer A team
Nonsensical TV hybrid.
When Nora Batty's washing is stolen by a South American drugs cartel, BA and Compo are forced to pursue them through rural Yorkshire in a hastily constructed armoured car made out of an old tin bath.
19:30 FILM: Carry On Mr President
Black comedy starring Sid James. When a retarded redneck boy inadvertantly becomes president of the United States his ignorance of international affairs, simple minded gung-ho attitude and complete inability to string together a coherent sentence soon has the US offending the international community, alienating its allies and bombing third world countries with gay abandon - with hilarious consequences!
22:30 Titz
Emily Booth talking about computer games or something.
00:00 Close
Fuck it, I'll sit up here and wank instead.
09:00 Wish I was here
VR holiday show.
09:55 The Crew
Fly on the wall documentary series where a camera crew filming a fly on the wall documentary series for a rival channel are followed around and filmed 24 hours a day to see how they like it.
12:00 FILM: Groundforce Day
Bill Murray finds himself mysteriously compelled to watch Alan Titchmarsh dig up a middle aged couple's Hampshire vegetable garden, day after day, seemingly forever - in a manner apparently similar to the majority of the British television viewing public.
15:30 Star Trek: Whatever
Apathetic last-ditch attempt to rekindle some degree of interest in the ailing star trek franchise, featuring a one-legged Welsh Vulcan captain and blind transvestite Klingon first officer flying around the galaxy in a starship shaped like a big metal pair of tits.
17:00 Location Location Location
(Repeat Repeat Repeat)
18:25 Last of the summer A team
Nonsensical TV hybrid.
When Nora Batty's washing is stolen by a South American drugs cartel, BA and Compo are forced to pursue them through rural Yorkshire in a hastily constructed armoured car made out of an old tin bath.
19:30 FILM: Carry On Mr President
Black comedy starring Sid James. When a retarded redneck boy inadvertantly becomes president of the United States his ignorance of international affairs, simple minded gung-ho attitude and complete inability to string together a coherent sentence soon has the US offending the international community, alienating its allies and bombing third world countries with gay abandon - with hilarious consequences!
22:30 Titz
Emily Booth talking about computer games or something.
00:00 Close
Fuck it, I'll sit up here and wank instead.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
nic:
I miss your cuddles. 
caz:
Fuckin hilarious pic you made for Nadine, your a star... a shooting star... a shooting star hurtlering outta control... a shooting start hurltelling out of contol over a village of innocent young babys..... a shooting start hurtl........................