traumatron

Piss.

Traumatron says:
hot piss.

Traumatron says:
(i love saying that.)

McK says:
i know

McK says:
it's a good saying

Traumatron says:
yeeeeah.

Traumatron says:
'oh, the council tax bill is here.'

Traumatron says:
HOT PISS!

Traumatron says:
'you've just won a million pounds'

Traumatron says:
HOT PISS!

Traumatron says:
...an all weather saying for the modern gent.

McK says:

Traumatron says:
go, on. give it a go: 'Jamie, the kitchen is on fire!'

McK says:
HOT PISS!

Traumatron says:
see? doesn't it feel good?

Traumatron says:
I think we should spread the piss around. for the good of mankind.

McK says:
yes

Traumatron says:
I might get it on a t-shirt.

Traumatron says:
- and tell people it's the name of my band.

McK says:
good call

Traumatron says:
You're just humouring me aren't you? you're not really feeling the pissy vibe, are you?

McK says:
no, i am

McK says:
piss!

McK says:
piss piss!

McK says:
hot piss!

McK says:
cold piss!

McK says:
luke warm piss!

Traumatron says:
A WHOLE SPECTRUM OF PISS.

McK says:
YES

McK says:
SPECTRUM IS YELLOW

Traumatron says:
we'll be famous. piss pioneers.

Traumatron says:
I'll call my agent.

Next week: SHIT THE BED