traumatron

Are you motherfucking ready for the new shit?
Oh, jolly good.

Guess what?
I E.mailed my old partner in crime Lee Nelson (a.k.a Lord Wombat), he is doing fine and is sorting out a comedy night in london!
He said that once he sorts everything, i get:
20 MUTHAFUCKING MINUTES TO PERFORM MY ASS OFF!!
I am a cheery colin. I am dreaming up all manner of new shit for the act, involving religion, sex, death, dogs, spiders, Kylie minogue, Mr T and Darth Vader.

Sigh...I really am looking forward to being completley out of my fucking mind with a room full of gawpers. I got my guns ready for the hecklers too. Nothing shuts people up like a screaming zombie guy dressed like a nazi-techno-vampire with a pair of pistols.
------------------------------------CNII--------------------------------
See my little friend up there?
That's Trauma-bot, and he is my son and heir. As i have such a distaste of the idea of filling the world with more humans, a robot seemed the obvious choice to continue my legacy.
Say hello Trauma-bot.....
//0012233///tktiktik....WELL, HELLO.
So, how are going to spend your day?
///7565600///54tiktiktik...KILL ALL HUMANS
Gosh, they say the funniest things don't they??

Other news... Nic is totally pissed about all manner of stuff. I am helping by not being a complete arse. I may attempt to cure her ails later with my magic wand.

BADOOOM!!