EDIT: WE MOVE IN FEB 28TH!
We're going to see that flat again today, this time with a camera, and a big list of measurments of our furniture. You know, so we can check all that shit will actually fit in the place.
...which it will. Because it's fucking massive.
Bedroom is great. it's got a bit more room in it than our current one, and has two fucking huge built-in wardrobes. Which rocks, because our built-in wardrobes wouldnt fit a family of atoms inside.
Living room looks bigger than our current one. It has built-in shelves for our intimidating collection of dvds. I reckon we can get the dining table and chairs in the charming little nook by the front window, too. The carpet is fucking horrible, mind. But its is very thick.
Fucking massive hallway. With ugly lino floor. But fuck it, it's massive, and I can put all the shit that wont fit in the living room and bedrrom in it. I dance!
Gas heating! I smile!
Garden: woo, yeah, it's big, but it's ugly. I will enlist the help of my father, who knows about gardens. It needs re-turfing, really. I think that's about it. There's a little cupboardy thing out there, which we can hide a lawnmower in. And our stash of highly illegal explosives. Should we ever aquire any.
Kitchen: Wood panel flooring! Cheap wood panel flooring! But shit, it's wood panel flooring. Which is better than the brown, pube-like carpet tiles that adorn the floor of our current kitchen - "To keep it from being too noisey. the neighbours bedroom is directly below". What the fuck...? Do you think I'm gonna be tap dancing in there at midnight? GIVE ME LINO/WOODEN FLOORING OR GIVE ME DEATH.
Bathroom: Jesus christ. You played Silent Hill? It needs sorting out before we move in. It's...a bit mouldy, to say the least. But yeah, they've said it'll be re-tiled and stuff, so that's good.
We're going to see that flat again today, this time with a camera, and a big list of measurments of our furniture. You know, so we can check all that shit will actually fit in the place.
...which it will. Because it's fucking massive.
Bedroom is great. it's got a bit more room in it than our current one, and has two fucking huge built-in wardrobes. Which rocks, because our built-in wardrobes wouldnt fit a family of atoms inside.
Living room looks bigger than our current one. It has built-in shelves for our intimidating collection of dvds. I reckon we can get the dining table and chairs in the charming little nook by the front window, too. The carpet is fucking horrible, mind. But its is very thick.
Fucking massive hallway. With ugly lino floor. But fuck it, it's massive, and I can put all the shit that wont fit in the living room and bedrrom in it. I dance!
Gas heating! I smile!
Garden: woo, yeah, it's big, but it's ugly. I will enlist the help of my father, who knows about gardens. It needs re-turfing, really. I think that's about it. There's a little cupboardy thing out there, which we can hide a lawnmower in. And our stash of highly illegal explosives. Should we ever aquire any.
Kitchen: Wood panel flooring! Cheap wood panel flooring! But shit, it's wood panel flooring. Which is better than the brown, pube-like carpet tiles that adorn the floor of our current kitchen - "To keep it from being too noisey. the neighbours bedroom is directly below". What the fuck...? Do you think I'm gonna be tap dancing in there at midnight? GIVE ME LINO/WOODEN FLOORING OR GIVE ME DEATH.
Bathroom: Jesus christ. You played Silent Hill? It needs sorting out before we move in. It's...a bit mouldy, to say the least. But yeah, they've said it'll be re-tiled and stuff, so that's good.
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And just as well. Bite your tongue young man.
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Listen mate - I've got 99 problems but a bit..... hang on...... you're trying to drag me into a rap based mockery of my situation! DAMN YOU TO HELL!