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TRAUMATRON PRESENTS: How to communicate on SG without making yourself look like you posess all the finesse and intelligence of a drunken ape with broken fingers.

Step one: Spell things correctly.
Oh, I don't mean making a typing error - that shit happens to us all every once in a while. I mean stuff like:

Dat = That

Luv = Love

Lil = Little

Cuz = Because

Don't deliberately misspell words. For the love of jesus and all the saints, don't fucking do that. Are you a 13 year old ghetto girl? No. No, you are not. And if you are - throw yourself into the sea.

Step two: The ellipsis.
A three-dot symbol used to show an incomplete statement.

The correct use:
"I'm not sure..."

The incorrect use:
"I'm not sure................what is it you're asking me to do? Type correctly............yeah.................I can do that! LOLOMGZZZZ........"

Step three: The 'me too' statement.

You know what makes a shitty thread? The 'me too' statement. You know, someone will say they like something, and every other fucker says 'me too.' What a waste of fucking time. Make a point, or make your way to the bottom the ocean with the ghetto girls.

Ah fuck, I can't be bothered to type out the remaining 2678 steps...

Be off with you.