transatlantic

-Another failed attempt-

Blah! I have to admit, I have never been so drunk that I'm incoherent or don't know what is going on around me. It's not fair I tell you! I have a ridiculously high tolerance for alcohol. People make fun of lightweights, but I applaud them! Getting drunk for less cash? It's the American dream! Alright, going for another drink! Goodnight America!

-Transatlantic-