trahern

My editorials over at SWG Stratics were pulled. The Stratics bosses were grumpy because I implied they wore panties, and the SWG Stratics boss was grumpy about more specific stuff.

I admit, "So many screens a boy would go blind before even reaching for his genitals" is probably over the top; but joking about the Wii and Lara Croft's bosom... what's so wrong about that? Wii, wee, pee... does everyone think I need to make these associations before the 'youngsters' will? And Tomb Raider is 10 frelling years old! How can joking about Lara's cup size ruin the minds of today's youth?

I've used the word 'smeg' more than once. Heavens forbid a youngster cracks open a dictionary and discovers it's short for smegma, sweat from under the foreskin.

I didn't get any complaints while my editorials were up, and I doubt the Powers That Be did, either. Heck, the one email I did get for the first one was a positive one. They're just pissed because I'm on the front page now. They probably didn't notice I was making fun of everyone before then.

I found out about this a few hours ago, and I'm still terribly grumpy. The only reason I didn't go play Empire at War and blow up planets with my Death Star already is I had a morning appointment to keep. Soon, I will write another editorial. If that one gets pulled too, I'm quitting Stratics. Even if it means they won't host my movies. Frel 'em if they can't take a bloody joke.