This is my new message on my answering machine:
Hi. You've reached my new answering service... because I've done the math, and there's only a 1 in 15 chance of this thing not disconnecting me when I try to actually answer a call.
I have verified that you can leave a message, however, so I'd appreciate it if you did that... instead of calling several times a day, for days at a time, without leaving a message. It's annoying, frankly; and it's the kind of behaviour that will get you sent to a special hell usually reserved for child molesters and people who talk during the movie.
Don't go to hell. Leave a message. Thankyou, have a nice day.
Hi. You've reached my new answering service... because I've done the math, and there's only a 1 in 15 chance of this thing not disconnecting me when I try to actually answer a call.
I have verified that you can leave a message, however, so I'd appreciate it if you did that... instead of calling several times a day, for days at a time, without leaving a message. It's annoying, frankly; and it's the kind of behaviour that will get you sent to a special hell usually reserved for child molesters and people who talk during the movie.
Don't go to hell. Leave a message. Thankyou, have a nice day.
