The funeral was sad. But my family is big, and loud, and Southern. So that night, after all the crying, we went out and heard my uncle play piano in a bar. We danced and drank and ate and danced and sang. It's how we do things. It's what Nana would have done, too, if it wasn't her funeral.
I have a great-uncle who's been to Anarctica. I've always wanted to go. Just to look at the stars. It's supposed to be the best view in the world. And, of course, to go. It's Anarctica.
I am better with my friend. We will work through it.
And somehow, buying sex toys in Alabama is the government's business and Mr. Government says we can't do it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH A FUCKING GOOD ORGASM?
When I get money, I'm going to buy a vibrator in protest. And not just a "personal massager"- a fucking vibrator for my vagina to love.
I have a great-uncle who's been to Anarctica. I've always wanted to go. Just to look at the stars. It's supposed to be the best view in the world. And, of course, to go. It's Anarctica.
I am better with my friend. We will work through it.
And somehow, buying sex toys in Alabama is the government's business and Mr. Government says we can't do it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH A FUCKING GOOD ORGASM?
When I get money, I'm going to buy a vibrator in protest. And not just a "personal massager"- a fucking vibrator for my vagina to love.