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I woke up with a powerful craving for a club sandwich. I don't even really care want the contents of the sandwich are, it just has to have 2 layers, 3 slices of bread, and some sort of sauce oozing out.

The Gods of Metal have taken Ronnie James Dio. He rides the tigers in heaven now.

I think I got the blues. I wish I knew how to play the guitar... or the harmonica.

Today I think I will ride a giant seahorse and battle an 8 legged man.

Today, I think, is going to be a good day.

So I went to the eye doctor last week, and it turns out I've been walking around half blind for the past 2 decades. Alright, so I'm not "half-blind" and It's been less than 20 years since my last eye exam, but regardless, he did say I needed glasses.

So I got me a brand-spanking-new pair of black rimmed spectacles just like all the hip...
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It was too hot to do anything, so I sat around shirtless and got drunk by myself.

*pop*

If you've ever been to Philadelphia, PA and have full use of one or both of your legs, chances are you've probably traveled by foot somewhere. In your bipedal travel you may have noticed that most of the city's residents, as well as most of its tourists, have seemingly forgotten how to fully utilize, what is supposed to be considered, man's main gait of locomotion....
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So I got a new cellphone and a new phone number. You wouldn't think it would be that hard to get people to give you their phone numbers, especially when you already had them before. You'd think that... but you'd be wrong.

Super bored right now. I suppose I could just go to sleep, but where's the fun in that?

Today I arm wrestled Zeus, walked to the moon, and cartwheeled over a rabid dog. It was awesome.