well.
for my summer vacation...
i got attacked by a 15 year old. if i had hit him back i'd have gotten assault 2nd degree. the cop pretty much blaimed me for being in that neighborhood. too bad i was at work.
i had to tail a bus containing missing russians.
i saved two people that were drowning. at the same time. immediately after i kicked them out of the pool.
i learned how to say awful things about your mother and father in serbian.

for my birthday. i got dumped. i just pissed two years up my dick. the kid didn't tell me for two weeks though. apparently he didn't want to hurt my feelings.

so what do you do after a break up?

i need a hobby too. mono prevents me from doing too much though.