tonywestside

i'm in desperate need of someone to get coffee and smoke cigarettes with me.... anyone?

I'm posting this blog and the pictures from the road trip I took over the summer moving my sister back to Ohio from Spokane, Washington. The following are a list of quotes from said trip. I post them here now because they manage to cheer me up, and maybe they'll be able to put a smile on your face as well.

(NOTE: I hope no...
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Dear Michael Bay and New Line Cinema,

Thanks for ruining my fucking day already.

With everlasting hate, me

...So I imagine considering you are neither Michael Bay nor an executive at New Line (at least I have no reason to believe you are, but if so you probably shouldn't be wasting all your time reading this ad instead should be attempting to stop the remaking...
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i'll begin with a thanks to those who relayed some sort of empathy my way from that last post. it's been a rough few days. as if the prior incident wasn't enough, i get the following news late last night. although before i put it out there, i suppose i should give some background.

so from second grade to like senior year of high school,...
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i hate the feeling of being lonely when i'm drunk, which is how i feel right now. this sucks. everything sucks. fuck. fuckfuckfuck. why can't anything just work out the way i want it to?

10 minutes later: i can hear one of my housemates and his girlfriend, my ex girlfriend and one of the few girls i'll admit to being in love with, having...
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i'm beginning to realize that i'll probably never be happy. everything disgusts me. i have no idea what i'm doing with my life. who the fuck am i anyways? i think the real problem here is that i'm not really anyone. i don't feel anything anymore. i have numbed myself to the point of never going back. i walk around campus feeling like i'm in...
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IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA SEASON 4 COMES OUT ON DVD TODAY.

NEW SEASON STARTS THURSDAY.

My life once again has meaning.


How sad is THAT?

This is how I feel at the present time.

Drunk Again by Reel Big Fish

If I had a dollar bill for every time Ive been wrong
Id be a self-made millionaire and youd still be gone
So hand me down my best dress shoes and my best dress shirt
Cause Im going out in style to cover the hurt
All I wanna do all...
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"Would you suck Robert Pattinson's dick for a million dollars?"

"Dude, I'd suck YOUR dick for a million dollars."

Drunk at 9:30 on a Saturday night. The self-destruction has started again. I just don't know what else there is for me to do anymore. Que sera, sera, I suppose. Who needs a drink.