I'm posting this blog and the pictures from the road trip I took over the summer moving my sister back to Ohio from Spokane, Washington. The following are a list of quotes from said trip. I post them here now because they manage to cheer me up, and maybe they'll be able to put a smile on your face as well.
(NOTE: I hope no one takes offense to any of these comments. It was a long, long , LONG trip, and the fact that I don't really have a filter for my mouth anyways is always worsened when under stressfully adventurous circumstances.)
"I've Come to the conclusion that if happy cows come from California, then depressed cows must come from Montana." - Anthony, in Montana
"What if Walt Whitman had been eaten by a bear?" - Anthony, in Yellowstone National Park
"If I ever die in such an epic way, no matter how much money we have, I expect a statue to be errected where I died. If I get mauled by a bear, I want a statue of my head being fucking ripped off." - Anthony
"(screaming) Can't we just go home? I want to go home." - Anthony, in the middle of nowhere
"I'll kill your family."- Anthony
"You are my family." - Liz
"Don't tell me how my evil plan is flawed."- Anthony
"I don't think i've ever felt this way about a beer before." - Anthony
"And Anthony's heart grew three sizes that day." - Anthony, after tasting smoke jumper stout at the firehouse brewing company in South Dakota
"You found God in South Dakota?" - Liz, in response to Anthony's tasting of said stout
"I feel like there's something dark and ominous about a cowboy pancake." - Anthony, in response to a billboard
"So you take it out on the bagel?" - Liz, seeing Anthony aggressively spread cream-cheese on an only slightly toasted bagel.
"If I take it out on you I get yelled at. The bagel doesn't complain." - Anth
"Fishing? Nope, just drowning worms." - Billboard in South Dakota
"I want to go home." - Anthony, in response to said billboard
"Manly Forest City... home of the majestic lumberjack?" - Anthony, after seeing a highway sign for Manly Forest City
"I am a hampster and life is a wheel." - bathroom wall in the Kum and Go in Iowa
"Did Dad take the dog?"- Liz, upon noticing Anthony didn't have her dog.
"Holy Shit! Where is he?!... Dad's gone too!" - Anthony, being a smartass.
"I almost threw a goldfish at your head, but then I didn't." - Liz, eating Anthony's Goldfish Crackers
"One day I'll throw a real fish at your head. Then we'll see what's what." - Anthony, being a dick.
Hopefully some of those made you chuckle. God knows I still crack up reading some of them. But then again, I was there. You weren't............
Oh well.
(NOTE: I hope no one takes offense to any of these comments. It was a long, long , LONG trip, and the fact that I don't really have a filter for my mouth anyways is always worsened when under stressfully adventurous circumstances.)
"I've Come to the conclusion that if happy cows come from California, then depressed cows must come from Montana." - Anthony, in Montana
"What if Walt Whitman had been eaten by a bear?" - Anthony, in Yellowstone National Park
"If I ever die in such an epic way, no matter how much money we have, I expect a statue to be errected where I died. If I get mauled by a bear, I want a statue of my head being fucking ripped off." - Anthony
"(screaming) Can't we just go home? I want to go home." - Anthony, in the middle of nowhere
"I'll kill your family."- Anthony
"You are my family." - Liz
"Don't tell me how my evil plan is flawed."- Anthony
"I don't think i've ever felt this way about a beer before." - Anthony
"And Anthony's heart grew three sizes that day." - Anthony, after tasting smoke jumper stout at the firehouse brewing company in South Dakota
"You found God in South Dakota?" - Liz, in response to Anthony's tasting of said stout
"I feel like there's something dark and ominous about a cowboy pancake." - Anthony, in response to a billboard
"So you take it out on the bagel?" - Liz, seeing Anthony aggressively spread cream-cheese on an only slightly toasted bagel.
"If I take it out on you I get yelled at. The bagel doesn't complain." - Anth
"Fishing? Nope, just drowning worms." - Billboard in South Dakota
"I want to go home." - Anthony, in response to said billboard
"Manly Forest City... home of the majestic lumberjack?" - Anthony, after seeing a highway sign for Manly Forest City
"I am a hampster and life is a wheel." - bathroom wall in the Kum and Go in Iowa
"Did Dad take the dog?"- Liz, upon noticing Anthony didn't have her dog.
"Holy Shit! Where is he?!... Dad's gone too!" - Anthony, being a smartass.
"I almost threw a goldfish at your head, but then I didn't." - Liz, eating Anthony's Goldfish Crackers
"One day I'll throw a real fish at your head. Then we'll see what's what." - Anthony, being a dick.
Hopefully some of those made you chuckle. God knows I still crack up reading some of them. But then again, I was there. You weren't............
Oh well.