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memyselfandi:
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day. 
abortion:
Happy Birthday! You can still pass for early 20's 
Chinese Honeymoon
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give...
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A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give...
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clio:
Hehe, that's the best thing I've heard all day. xoxo
I had a shitty night last night.
couldn't sleep. its been raining for over a week, my house is leaking like a siv. I keep trying to convince myself that the babbleing brook/waterfall coming down from my bedroom ceiling/walls/windows (into my diningroom below staining the ceiling and drenching my curtains) is ok. I try to tell myself that its like having one of those nature...
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couldn't sleep. its been raining for over a week, my house is leaking like a siv. I keep trying to convince myself that the babbleing brook/waterfall coming down from my bedroom ceiling/walls/windows (into my diningroom below staining the ceiling and drenching my curtains) is ok. I try to tell myself that its like having one of those nature...
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bloodxflux:
i know, hiss loss.
cathedra:
aww thank you honey, that's so sweet. i hope i can keep my journals interesting enough for you
just becuase I think some of these are funny, they get a 2nd day in my journal, now Shawn you can't use the macho Italian guy voice for these...you have to use the feminine man voice with a lisp. actually scratch that....I want you to read it twice, once with macho Italian guy voice and once with feminine man voice with a lisp. yeah.....
WORST...
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thefreak:
...Words fail me.
-TM
-TM
dholokov:
hey you changed your name
I got a baby shower invite from my little (half)sister, her baby will be named Timothy Patrick and the baby's fathers last name, (hers is Sheridan) can you picture him popping out wearing a leprechaun (spelling?) outfit. 
I'm really excited about being an aunt though....or a half aunt, will that make him only half a nephew? I dunno.
I was reading someones profile on here...
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I'm really excited about being an aunt though....or a half aunt, will that make him only half a nephew? I dunno.
I was reading someones profile on here...
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section8:
so here is the current contents of my "Songs to Fuck to" playlist
I am open to suggestions
[Mazzy Star] - Fade into You
[Vancouver] - Altamon
[Massive Attack] - Angel
[Killswitch Engage] - My Last Serenade
[Team Sleep] - Ataraxia
[Twin Zero] - Monolith part 00
[Faith No More] - Stripsearch
[Clutch] - Release the Kraken
[Massive Attack] - Tear Drop
[Zao] - Psalm of the City of the Dead
[Nine inch Nails] - All the Love in the World
[Tool] - Fortysix & 2
[Twin Zero] - Monolith part 01
[Killswitch Engage] - Without A Name
[Clutch] - Guild of mute Assassins
[Massive Attack] - Black Milk
[Faith No More] - Just A Man
[Twin Zero] - Monolith part 02
and yeah we go through them all
I am open to suggestions
[Mazzy Star] - Fade into You
[Vancouver] - Altamon
[Massive Attack] - Angel
[Killswitch Engage] - My Last Serenade
[Team Sleep] - Ataraxia
[Twin Zero] - Monolith part 00
[Faith No More] - Stripsearch
[Clutch] - Release the Kraken
[Massive Attack] - Tear Drop
[Zao] - Psalm of the City of the Dead
[Nine inch Nails] - All the Love in the World
[Tool] - Fortysix & 2
[Twin Zero] - Monolith part 01
[Killswitch Engage] - Without A Name
[Clutch] - Guild of mute Assassins
[Massive Attack] - Black Milk
[Faith No More] - Just A Man
[Twin Zero] - Monolith part 02
and yeah we go through them all
drnecessitor:
You forgot:
What speaks French and likes blow jobs? MOI!
What speaks French and likes blow jobs? MOI!
I have this crazy need to listen to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs today. I forgot how much I *LOVE* her voice. 
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yeoman:
They are busy hiding away making their new LP, I can't wait! I play BANG out at my club an it sounds so good LOUD!!!
unique3:
awesome! I cant wait to see another set from you.
someday I'll get my ass in gear and post another set..someday.
someday I'll get my ass in gear and post another set..someday.
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ojaeflo:
You have my unending prayers if I'm supposed to get an ass shot!
sorrowsjoy:
LOL looks like you has a good time sweetie--Nice to see after all the shit you have had to put up with lately *hugs*--Take care
ojaeflo:
To watch the White Sox complete their sweep, by any chance?
thefreak:
Have fun.
-TM
-TM
I went tot he courthouse yesterday to file an ammendment to my divorce to change my last name back to my maiden name and the nice man showed me the box on the form that I should've checked off to have that included. so I had to pay $100.00 to change it. 
oh well, that'll show me to pay attention to the small print.
thanks...
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oh well, that'll show me to pay attention to the small print.
thanks...
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7deuce:
oh and what time would you like me to meet you?
drnecessitor:
Yeah, I know I'm not the only one. Seems like it sometimes, though. I always feel like everyone's handling shit better than me 
I made apple and walnut pie with splenda tonight...yay for healthy yummy goodness.
something is wrong with my (and my Dad's) dog. he had something similar about 6 months ago and it passed, the vet bill that time was $150.00 to tell me they couldn't find anything wrong with him, today I brought them a poo sample to test since they wanted me to do...
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something is wrong with my (and my Dad's) dog. he had something similar about 6 months ago and it passed, the vet bill that time was $150.00 to tell me they couldn't find anything wrong with him, today I brought them a poo sample to test since they wanted me to do...
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thefreak:
Aww, hope the pup'll be ok. What kinda dog is he?
-TM
-TM
davonshire:
hope the poocher is alright
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evilconcarne:
Nice pic .
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presence:
fuck the waiting room les just get a room 
my brother came over last night to hook up the wireless router and other receiver thingy on my friends computer. my brother is the shit.
the things he comes out with....ok lets start with a few weeks ago when I bought my new fridge, my other brother helped me moved it....spent the day telling me what a dumb broad I am for not measuring the...
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the things he comes out with....ok lets start with a few weeks ago when I bought my new fridge, my other brother helped me moved it....spent the day telling me what a dumb broad I am for not measuring the...
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drnecessitor:
HA! Your brother sounds cool
blck_flwrsplease:
ha - sounds like a good time, but I dont think it makes you just glow in general, like glow in the dark - I think its a radioactive dye that glows when viewed through a special camera.... but maybe they make those in goggles or something - hmmm that does sound interesting -
ha ha
ha ha