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Howdy, howdy, howdy!

Went and picked my dad up from his vacation last Tuesday, then spent the rest of the week searching for some little nothing job until I get my cosmetology license(I'll be taking the licensing test two Wednesdays from now). I trained for two days at a call center, and then the people decided they could'nt afford to hire my group! Oh well......
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cheech:
I love that Bellamy Brothers song!... oddly, i found out about it in some very "American" TV ad that was on in London when I was a kid... forget whether it was for jeans or Coke or what.

I want to do Garbage's "Special" sometime; I think I actually have the range for it, even though I have shit range.
bepps:
I'm totally gettin' infatuated with a lil Texas psychobilly band with a mega cute singer. I really like your guitar style, compared to most other psychobilly it's really complex and melodic and sounds really awesome. Can't wait to see you play live! biggrin
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Back from my vacation(s)!

I went with my mom to Little Rock, and then onto Memphis. We went to the Clinton Presidential Center in Little Rock, then Graceland and Beale Street in Memphis. I had alot of fun, and bought all sorts of crazy stuff after the Graceland gift shop took over my soul.

One day after returning from Memphis, I went on vacation with...
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gogobongo:
Matt "guitar Murphy!!! No shit? That is freakin awesome. I also love the trash bins at the graceland gift shop that say, "Thank you Thank you very much"
bepps:
Whoa, I swear I commented already on how I'd REALLY love to see graceland! Looks like it didn't work so well if I did. Anyway, Man, I'm so jealous that you got to see the home of The King!

How'd the party go? Where'd ya go? EEeeee I miss ya already! biggrin
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I finished cosmetology school this past Tuesday!

Saturday, I got fired from my job. The boss said it was for "misconduct", but it is really because I am transie and it offends his fundamentalist Christian sensibilities. I filed for unemployment, and I also lodged a sexual harassment claim against him and the company. Fuck em'.

I leave tomorrow night for a weeklong vacation with my...
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tiffanyjewel:
Congrats on graduating! And on filing a s.h. claim, that takes guts.
Good luck on you exam!
bepps:
Hey! Don't let it be another 6 weeks til ya talk to us! Come back!! biggrin
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I have 5 days of cosmetology school left!

Today we were supposed to do our mock state board practical exams. I was'nt feeling well, so the teacher sent me home after I finished the manicure and facial portions. I have to tell you, it was kind of nice to come home early and relax, albeit sickly. I rented The Ringer and The Benchwarmers. I thought...
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cheech:
Ah, finally I hear something about The Benchwarmers! I've been wondering if anyone had seen or liked it; response and box office seemed to be really quiet on it. I saw Spade talk about it on Com Central at the time; seemed good to me.
bepps:
Oh my god! You have got to be just the cutest girl on the PLANET!

(sorry I couldn't come up with something a little more witty than "omg u r hot!" but that just happens when I see a super cute girl)

So any post graduation celebrations to speak of? biggrin
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Well hot shit....

First I introduced one finger, did a little tickling....
then two fingers, a more intense tickle.....
three fingers...
four....
and I FISTED that written exam all the way to a PASSING score of 83% out of 100. Folks, now all I have to finish is 7 weeks of school and my practical exam. Vive le Gnosis! ARRR!!!
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monsvalentine:
i was like... whaaaaat?
eddie:
smile teehee
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In 12 hours, I take the written half of my Texas Cosmetology License examination. After I pass this, I am basically done gang. Seriously. The practical portion(the actual haircut, manicure, all that jazz)is ridiculously easy. It it is the written exam that hangs everybody. I think I am totally ready for it. Here goes nothing.

In other news, after much soul-searching, I have decided to...
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eddie:
sweet
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Get ready to rock: The written portion of my Cosmetology License Exam is next Tuesday at 1:30 P.M.! After I pass that, all I have left is the practical exam, and then I will officially be a rock-n-roll hairstylist! In other related news, I only have eight weeks of school left starting May 30th. After that, I plan to play with my friends, and then...
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cheech:
Rocknarolllinstylin.
emily_m:
Thank you!
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Celebrate celebrate, dance to the music!

I made 1000 hours today in Cosmetology school!

What does that mean?

It means I only have about 10 more weeks total of school(3 until my break counting this week, then seven when we get back)! If all goes to plan, I will graduate on July 14th.

The best part of this: I get to apply to take the...
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cheech:
That's greaaat! I know one person from Austin, who isn't on the site anymore, but she is a CHAMP to me. She's on MySpace under the easy-to-remember name of Mekashimotafuto.
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cheech:
Does it go well with red wine?
hunkpapa:
I'd call that a thumbs up! I like what I've heard so far. Good old Moz, eh?
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My dwarf hamster, Minnie Gnosis, passed away today. We have no idea why, she did'nt have wet tail or anything. I am very saddened by this, because she is the one I was most attached to. frown
cheech:
Sorry, T frown
monsvalentine:
sorry.
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Three Days Until MORRISSEY!

I think it is quite possible that I will, upon witnessing the man take the stage less than 20 feet in front of me:

a]have a heart attack
b]faint like one of the Romanian girls at a Michael Jackson concert
c]melt into a puddle on the floor

This man is my Elvis, my muse, my first-last-and everything. I am excited.

I...
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cheech:
I'm afraid there's no good songs for my (haha) range at the karaoke place we go to in Baltimrrr. I would kill for some Psychedelic Furs- I think I could wing that.
Of course, I'd need many bourbons.
If you see Morrissey around, tell him I hated it when he became successful (yes, I will drivvve those jokes right into the ground).
eddie:
mmmmmmmmmm jealousy.
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Arrr me mateys!

I added some really manly pictures to my folder entitled "Brend Nu Piksherz"!

My job tells me that now I have to come to work as a boy all the time, and that is fucked the hell up. I don't even look like a boy when I'm not wearing makeup! I guess I'll have to glue on a beard and wear a...
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cheech:
It's funny, I was thinking of using "I paint houses" in my Profile- Occupation, although I thought no one would get it (although I dunno if my Rundgren reference has scored any fans).

Nothing is worth the trucker hat! The trucker hat as FASHION object is a result of irony gone way, way wrong.