tomandhisjones

*squeeze* You DO feel like an ass. But it is a great ass so all is good

***01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
***03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
***07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
***08. Said I love you and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
***10. Done a striptease
***11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
***13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
***14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
***16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables - Well, my grandma used to, and it was good...
19. Touched an iceberg
***20. Slept under the stars
***21. Changed a babys diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
***23. Watched a meteor shower
***24. Gotten drunk on champagne
***25. Given more than you can afford to charity
***26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
***27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
***28. Had a food fight
***29. Bet on a winning horse.
***30. Taken a sick day when youre not ill
***31. Asked out a stranger
***32. Had a snowball fight
***33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
***34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
***36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
***37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
***38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
***40. Seen a total eclipse
***41. Ridden a roller coaster
***42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
***44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
***45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
***46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
***47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
***48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
***50. Loved your job for all accounts
***51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
***53. Had amazing friends
***54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
***55. Watched wild whales
***56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
***58. Taken a road-trip
***59. Gone rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign governments official in that country to avoid notice
***61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Gone sky diving
***63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love at the moment frown
65. In a restaurant, sat at a strangers table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
***67. Bench-pressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
***69. Alphabetized your records
***70. Pretended to be a superhero
***71. Sung karaoke
***72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Gone scuba diving
***75. Got it on to Lets Get It On by Marvin Gaye
***76. Kissed in the rain
***77. Played in the mud
***78. Played in the rain
***79. Gone to a drive-in theater
***80. Done something you should regret, but dont regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone whos not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business -
***86. Toured ancient sites
***87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Had sword fought for the honor of a woman
***89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
***90. Gotten married
***91. Been in a movie (an extra in a crowd scene but it counts)
***92. Crashed a party
***93. Loved someone you shouldnt have
***94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
***96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
***98. Made cookies from scratch
***99. Won first prize in a talent contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
***101. Gotten a tattoo
***102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on.
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an expert
***105. Got flowers for no reason
***106. Masturbated in a public place
***107. Got so drunk you dont remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
***109. Performed on stage
***110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
***112. Eaten shark
***113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
***115. Seen a Broadway play on Broadway
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
***118. Buried one/both of your parents
***119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
***121. Spoken more than one language fluently
***122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
***123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
***125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
***127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did 132. Called or written your Congress person
***133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
***134. more than once?
135. Walked the Brooklyn Bridge
***136. Sang loudly in the car, and didnt stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had a wall of your bedroom covered with a beach picture
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldnt have survived
***140. Wrote articles for a large publication
***141. Lost/Gained over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
***143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
***145. Broken someones heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
***147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
***149. Broken a bone
***150. Saved a human life
151. Gone on an African photo safari
***152. Ridden a motorcycle
***153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
***155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
***157. Ridden a horse
***158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten ostrich meat
168. Been a sperm or egg donor/Used donated sperm or eggs
***169. Gone swimming in an ocean
***170. Eaten sushi
***171. Had your picture in the newspaper
***172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
***173. Changed someones mind about something you care deeply about?
***174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
***176. Gone sailing
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
***180. Read The Iliad
***181. Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read
***182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. and gotten 86ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
***187. Skipped all your school reunions
***188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
***191. Thought to yourself that youre living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
***193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didnt know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
***196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ College radio allows people like me on the air. Scary!
***198. Testified in court
***199. Written a poem
***200. Been arrested
theres mine
and remember it's not the quantity of the things you have done it's the quality

*hug* I want to smoke a bowl with you. Kiss you. Do other stuff with you and make you feel so much better Plus you will be 21 soon so you will have to behave and grow up then hehehe

Do you go to school in Leicester? or just live there. I went to Becker. good times! Now im curious about moving back to Worcester, but I don't remember liking it much (the city) ever. anything new spring up?

happy birthday in advance. what are you hoping to get? i dunno about movies, i've been getting into this brittish show called the prisoner it's halarious.

so when are you gonna write me disgustingly filthy sex words in my journal?

well i could give something to the poor Megan fund but it might not be money

killah - i want to talk about acid

Well I can't call if I don't have your number . . .

ok ok i am back
did you miss me?
well if you did then damnit your right up the road come visit

First off, there is nothing awesome about me. The last thing I need is good publicity. Secondly, I just wanted to say that since there is no end in sight for my world of humdrum monotony bullshit; I will soon kill my self by eating my own genetalia.

I can think of plenty of good things to do but you are all the way across the country . . . On a similar note I woke up with a Diamond in my ass this morning. Strangest thing