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tom_thumbs_blues

Portsmouth, England

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Wednesday Apr 18, 2007

Apr 18, 2007
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Lessons in life.

Do Not.

#1. Deal with the Carphone Warehouse in any capacity.
#2. Deal with O2 in any capacity.
#3. Shout angrily down the phone at people paid less than nothing because O2 tariffs are ridiculously stupid. The person at the end of the phone does not make up the rules.
#4. Make any changes to your mobile account, as these take 1 month to enact, by which time you won't require them and you'll feel like killing someone by a very painful means :S
#5. Let nnubeh anywhere near your ears.

Do.

#5. Wait until tariff is up, then quickly leave O2. And wave your genitals in there general direction.
#6. Conduct all communication via a combination of semaphore and smoke signals.

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In other news, I am trying to finish my dissertation, but it's incredibly boring. My list of 'things to do' has shrunk to six though.

I'm looking for a nice house in Winchester (I wish I had more money than sense), and I have plans to get some 'art' to hang on the walls. Suggestions will be appreciated.

I have finally joined a group on SG, thanks in part to the badgering of quackers.
nnubeh:
you're not skinny. you fat bastard.
Apr 18, 2007
quackers:
Very appropriate and tasteful groups.

Beware of the skinny group though ... they like people with a negative weight.

I'm guessing you didn't manage to get your phone sorted out?
Apr 18, 2007

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