look into my eyes and see the ninja that lies within. see him flinging throwing stars at you and your friends. they're dead. look at my feet. see those two-toed boots? you're dead. i'll crawl right up your house and jump on your stuff. i'll take this sword and squirt your innerds all over, with absolutely no problem.
look into my ninja eyes, you're so...
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lastbadger:
Best ninja poem I read all day!!
isetfires:
enter the chubbers.
well everyone always does this, but with really boring questions. so here is my quiz:
1. when was the last time you pissed on yourself or someone else? where did you do it?
2. when was the last time you got in a physical fight? what happened?
3. what's your favorite word for dick?
do it to it.
1. when was the last time you pissed on yourself or someone else? where did you do it?
2. when was the last time you got in a physical fight? what happened?
3. what's your favorite word for dick?
do it to it.
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dumpling:
1. In the shower yesterday.
2. In March with an 11 year old, over a shit smeared desk.
3. Cheney - the "Weekend at Bernies" v-p. I was going to say that you are a big dick - but other people have already said it - so I'll think it quietly to myself.
2. In March with an 11 year old, over a shit smeared desk.
3. Cheney - the "Weekend at Bernies" v-p. I was going to say that you are a big dick - but other people have already said it - so I'll think it quietly to myself.
poohki:
1): In the shower, but when I was young living in Marshall MN I was caught peeing in a neighborhood girls mouth. Later, I was playing house with my babysitter in the closet and I peed on her too. I didn't know there was another type of fluid that came out of that thing.
2): In highschool. Some jock called me whigger for wearing a Malcolm X hat.
3): Cock, Skin Flute, George
2): In highschool. Some jock called me whigger for wearing a Malcolm X hat.
3): Cock, Skin Flute, George
ok.
so if i hung out with a bunch of killers and losers and deadbeat drunks, not to mention disowned my entire family while deciding to also become homeless, and spent most of my alone time crying and praying, and hung out with prostitutes......
would you worship me?
that's what jesus did.
so if i hung out with a bunch of killers and losers and deadbeat drunks, not to mention disowned my entire family while deciding to also become homeless, and spent most of my alone time crying and praying, and hung out with prostitutes......
would you worship me?
that's what jesus did.
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grey:
as if i don't already. i didn't tell you about my shrine?
nikki_darling:
naughty boy.
DON'T FEAR THE READER.
inside i am a fuckin mess tonight. morning for you, night for me.
i'm so sick of people i could hurl.
tonight at work i decided i wanted to know what it would sound like if the whole world screamed at once.
i suppose the obvious answer to this is......
inside i am a fuckin mess tonight. morning for you, night for me.
i'm so sick of people i could hurl.
tonight at work i decided i wanted to know what it would sound like if the whole world screamed at once.
i suppose the obvious answer to this is......
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sjtwelve:
i've taken to reading your journal..... you've got an edge, depth, creativity and passion. you're a good writer. i also like to read some of the wordplay between you and your friends - you guys write some funny shit. anyway - i just wanted to tell you that picture of you standing in the doorway is sort of haunting. symbolism is everything.
isetfires:
i have to agree with SJTwelve. you r most definitly the shit, the poop, where it's at, unpredictable, crazy, i just never know what you're gonna do next, so mysterious, hot, a little scary but sexy at the same time, did i already say the poop?
u r chompiras the amazing
p.s. - i think i like u.
u r chompiras the amazing
p.s. - i think i like u.
there are some unconventional things i need to do. this is a new age, where our priorities will change, and the luddites are free to whine and heckle from the sidelines, but what progress shall they make?
rebuke the technology, and warm the benches for us evolving types, cause i'm head over heels for a girl in virginia.
can i come?
rebuke the technology, and warm the benches for us evolving types, cause i'm head over heels for a girl in virginia.
can i come?
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grey:
your friend isetfires makes me laugh. get over here, damn it.
aanya:
Get your ass to virginia becuase I know for a fact that girl is head over heels as well! Goddamn why is everyone getting so damn cute lately? BlaH!
Yay for unconventionality...just go. FUcking do it dammitt!
Yay for unconventionality...just go. FUcking do it dammitt!
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poohki:
fo' shizzy
spamhain:
yo thanx for the comment. i just heard from lily and it sounds like she's gonna be out of the hospital in like a week.
l8r
spam
l8r
spam
i've been drinking too much.
All is one big wheelbarrow
with a flat tire.
Everyone i admire,
very skilled at satire.
So when its drink in my hand, and i
don't know your name,
Its everything is everything
and everyone is lame.
This, That, The Other Thing;
Prevailent.
The Gutter sings narcotics, over
Mood Swings, emanent.
So speak when you stutter,
Look when you squint....
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All is one big wheelbarrow
with a flat tire.
Everyone i admire,
very skilled at satire.
So when its drink in my hand, and i
don't know your name,
Its everything is everything
and everyone is lame.
This, That, The Other Thing;
Prevailent.
The Gutter sings narcotics, over
Mood Swings, emanent.
So speak when you stutter,
Look when you squint....
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tarbaby:
dearest t~
die.
love always~a
die.
love always~a
tarbaby:
ugh.
"die" was a snarky response to you saying that i was "the drama queen of all drama queens" in my previous journal.
i don't really want you to die.
oxox~a
edited to say that in thinking about it, you actually have been mean to me in your comments to my journal for about the last month. just so you know.
[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 3:39AM]
"die" was a snarky response to you saying that i was "the drama queen of all drama queens" in my previous journal.
i don't really want you to die.
oxox~a
edited to say that in thinking about it, you actually have been mean to me in your comments to my journal for about the last month. just so you know.
[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 3:39AM]
first off i think its funny to say "paprika" more like "pap-ricka."
and i like also to pronounce "esophagus" more like "eso-faggus."
side note: don't fear the reader.
coffee and then they got me to go to chipotle and there was this woman there with the best ass i have seen i think ever. i was eating my corporate burrito, served to me by a...
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and i like also to pronounce "esophagus" more like "eso-faggus."
side note: don't fear the reader.
coffee and then they got me to go to chipotle and there was this woman there with the best ass i have seen i think ever. i was eating my corporate burrito, served to me by a...
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sjtwelve:
don't toss the knick knacks. put them in a box and i will buy them. we have a game we call knick knack poker. i will be the envy of all my people if i have a box of fresh knick knacks.
honkeykong:
-don't pay the ferryman
getting fat,
on your own fear.
bring that
beer over
here.
i stomp on the floor,
just to make a sound.
i get lonesome.
on your own fear.
bring that
beer over
here.
i stomp on the floor,
just to make a sound.
i get lonesome.
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thecowboy:
...surely ol 'fires wouldve said the same sorta stuff had i posted these things...what with our past of hardcore ribbing i figured it wouldnt be a problem...peace...
grey:
whoa... we've got private lovenests, blushing at your pics, and the best ass you've ever seen. i should have come and pissed on you when i had the chance.
eat bite fuck suck
gobble nibble chew
nipple bosom hairpie
finger fuck screw
moose piss cat pud
orangutang tit
sheep pussy camel crap
finger fuck shit.
-ninja drinking song.
gobble nibble chew
nipple bosom hairpie
finger fuck screw
moose piss cat pud
orangutang tit
sheep pussy camel crap
finger fuck shit.
-ninja drinking song.
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honkeykong:
-fuck ninjas
thecowboy:
...its what i have planned for you...youre not gonna make it through the nite, im watchin you...
i love it when you yell out "gnomes!" and suddenly a whole crowd of thugs pull out their gnome-attracting-pine-needle-satchells and yell back, "gnomes up in the hizzy!"
you know they're real when that happens.
you know they're real when that happens.
leavemehere:
im living in the wrong place
tarbaby:
your obsession with gnomes is starting to disturb me.
i just pulled up my front window blinds, and my neighbor was in the lawn. i forgot i had no underwear on, and he saw my unit.
DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BALLS!
DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BALLS!
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artslut:
was this neighbor man or woman?
dumpling:
a) you're not enamoured by me - WTF!!
b) I've lived in Montreal and Mullingar and they both start with "m" but I've never lived in Minneapolis despite the viscious rumours to the contrary. I've actually never been, but I've seen Fargo. Does that count? I'm Canadian and I live in Toronto.
c) If I did live in Minneapolis I would have chewed off my left hand to have coffee with your friend or you and your friend. Alas, such is fate....
d) my friend once answered the door topless by mistake.
b) I've lived in Montreal and Mullingar and they both start with "m" but I've never lived in Minneapolis despite the viscious rumours to the contrary. I've actually never been, but I've seen Fargo. Does that count? I'm Canadian and I live in Toronto.
c) If I did live in Minneapolis I would have chewed off my left hand to have coffee with your friend or you and your friend. Alas, such is fate....
d) my friend once answered the door topless by mistake.