toiletooth

i decided to have a sober night tonight, and the crackheads have been nothing short of murderingly funny, like a big TV set right outside my window. at one point, there was a crackhead bitch combing my lawn on her hands and knees, looking for her crackrock. i almost brought her a rake.



can't wait to move.

hi.

my page is broken right now, so i won't be able to see if you write to me, so i guess i'll take this opportunity to say NOTHING.

if you just keep being yourself, you're bound to be alright.
that is what i'm yelling inside right now, trying to believe it.

its inexplicable
how i see it
the world is like my penis
trapped under whitey tighties,
i cannot see it
except in private,
try it you'll like it-
tickles the fancy
but the world will most likely be biased
that you're
sicko and nasty......

like the man with no arms i can't hang.
people suck so much ass, get me out of here.

7:30am

nothing like some good after bathtime music before bed.

something came over me on the way home tonight, and i gave an old homeless guy $20, and decided to tell him that it would be a good winter for him. i told him straight up that i wasn't sure why, but i was supposed to tell him that. he was so happy, and he also told me that he doesn't drink, so it would...
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tip for today:
don't ever date anyone with a name that starts out with "Gangster This" or "Gangster That."

i guess what i feel right now is talking about people's lust for their lives is usually non-existant.
the claim, with furvor, that this is not true. they will yell it in your face that they love life, love themselves, all that.
but to make certain changes to enable themselves to be happy they will not do. probably ever.
i make stupid choices, too. i...
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check this out.....i got this email today.....


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Dear Sir,
I am HAJIYA MARYAM ABACHA, wife of the late Nigeria
Head of State,General Sanni Abacha who died on the 8th of June, 1998 while
still on active duty.
l am contacting you in view of the fact that we
will be of great assistance to each other likeness developing a cordial
relationship.
I currently have...
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there's a vietnam vet playing a pocket electronic noisy ass game next to me and i'm about to give him a fucking flashback.....BOOM!