just got back from PA, like jesus on easter sunday...the ducati lives:
2 more in the stuff folder in my pics.
lots of trials and tribulations...but in the end - i won...
things i learned about motorcycles this weekend:
- no matter how smart you are, there's a motorcycle part this is smarter.
- using a large bastard file and a large hammer will ensure that the install will go smoothly.
- figure out the most stupid, complex and asinine way to do something - then look at your motorcycle...if this makes sense - then you are working on an italian machine.
- there are NO auto stores open on easter sunday
- if there is one part that truly cannot be fucked up or incomplete for you to finish your work...it will be.
got a couple shoots this week and shooting motorbrands night/calendar girl contest at ritual on saturday (say hi if you see me!) ...hope every one had a great easter!
just got sent this joke (from a duke grad), as a NC State grad and follower of ACC basketball...i sprayed coffee on my keyboard when i read this:
Two boys in Raleigh were playing basketball when one of them was
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence,
wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the News &Observer witnessed the
incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline: "Brave Young Heels Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
Animal."
"But I'm not a Heels fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in North Carolina, I
just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "NC State Fan
Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
"But I'm not a State fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for
the Heels or the Wolfpack. What team do you root for?"
"I'm a Duke fan," the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little Yankee Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.
cheers!
steve
2 more in the stuff folder in my pics.
lots of trials and tribulations...but in the end - i won...
things i learned about motorcycles this weekend:
- no matter how smart you are, there's a motorcycle part this is smarter.
- using a large bastard file and a large hammer will ensure that the install will go smoothly.
- figure out the most stupid, complex and asinine way to do something - then look at your motorcycle...if this makes sense - then you are working on an italian machine.
- there are NO auto stores open on easter sunday
- if there is one part that truly cannot be fucked up or incomplete for you to finish your work...it will be.
got a couple shoots this week and shooting motorbrands night/calendar girl contest at ritual on saturday (say hi if you see me!) ...hope every one had a great easter!
just got sent this joke (from a duke grad), as a NC State grad and follower of ACC basketball...i sprayed coffee on my keyboard when i read this:
Two boys in Raleigh were playing basketball when one of them was
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence,
wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the News &Observer witnessed the
incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline: "Brave Young Heels Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
Animal."
"But I'm not a Heels fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in North Carolina, I
just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "NC State Fan
Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
"But I'm not a State fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for
the Heels or the Wolfpack. What team do you root for?"
"I'm a Duke fan," the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little Yankee Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.
cheers!
steve
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