So, have I ever told you the story of the stalker squirrel?
No?
Okay, well... here goes...
Back in the day, I was working in this sign shop - awesome job, lots of creative people with great senses of humor. There was always at least some sort of joking around going on.
Well, one day, I'm in the main assembly room, and I look diagonally...
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No?
Okay, well... here goes...
Back in the day, I was working in this sign shop - awesome job, lots of creative people with great senses of humor. There was always at least some sort of joking around going on.
Well, one day, I'm in the main assembly room, and I look diagonally...
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abra:
yes, homework homework, like writing a paper. so. this. is. absolutely. my. last. comment. of. the. night! 
alyssum:
Ohmigod that's awesome! Squirrels. Gottaloveit 
Now I'm stuck with the mental image of an apeshit squirrel all morning, and it's making me smirk - my coworkers are all gonna think I'm crazy. Oh nevermind, they're all crazy too. 
Now I'm stuck with the mental image of an apeshit squirrel all morning, and it's making me smirk - my coworkers are all gonna think I'm crazy. Oh nevermind, they're all crazy too. so, today at work, there seemed to be a black hole/white hole phenomenon goin on... where it seemed like bad things were happening, but in truth, the things i thought were bad were turning up to be good. for instance, ten minutes before i was about to leave, i get an email from my supervisor, stating plainly: Hi, please see me before you leave.
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tawnya:
awww, you're going to make me use a smilie.... 
abra:
you're so damn sweet! and cute! thank you.
Well, to give the full report, here's what yesterday was all about:
I had my old housemates, S & B, over for a big brunch - something we do about once every month or so. Wanting to do a bit of baking, I decided to pull out all the stops and make a Dutch Baby - a baked pancake, essentially. It was quite the tasty,...
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I had my old housemates, S & B, over for a big brunch - something we do about once every month or so. Wanting to do a bit of baking, I decided to pull out all the stops and make a Dutch Baby - a baked pancake, essentially. It was quite the tasty,...
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ivy:
Make money however you need to make it if you want to travel. Just make plans with that travel other than wanderlust to justify. Write, photograph, soak up life. As long as you suck the marrow out of it, who cares how you get there!
As for the Peace Corps, I have reasons I don't like that particular organization I won't go into, but you might try the UCY thing first.
As for the Peace Corps, I have reasons I don't like that particular organization I won't go into, but you might try the UCY thing first.
abra:
yes.
and yes, move to oregon!
i looooove dutch babies. mmm.
and yes, move to oregon!
i looooove dutch babies. mmm.
too exhausted to really think of much to write about... the thought of compiling my thoughts into cohesive, explanatory banter is something i should do in the morning...
so, as a note to myself, and an encrypted little list to you...
coding
dutch babies
urban corporate youth
movie
photography
apathy
travel
if any of ya'll care to take a crack at summing up things for...
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so, as a note to myself, and an encrypted little list to you...
coding
dutch babies
urban corporate youth
movie
photography
apathy
travel
if any of ya'll care to take a crack at summing up things for...
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starvixen:
Thank you 
Dutch babies as in Minnie's? Am I thinking of the right (food item) name? I'm functioning on too little sleep to be sure right now. I was at Minnie's on, well technically saturday morning, but I always get the same thing. Veggie burger with mushrooms.
Dutch babies as in Minnie's? Am I thinking of the right (food item) name? I'm functioning on too little sleep to be sure right now. I was at Minnie's on, well technically saturday morning, but I always get the same thing. Veggie burger with mushrooms.
ivy:
Damn, I hate it when they make me travel to do photography for that movie promo about urban corporate youth coding 3D anime dutch babies. I'm just too apathetic for it all.
did some work on the site today, which was satisfying - especially since i'd barely glanced in its direction for two months.
go check it out... or else i'll send a thousand emu's to surround your house and cause a local media frenzy, harassing you until you check out my site.
and i know you think i'm kidding. go ahead, try me.
go check it out... or else i'll send a thousand emu's to surround your house and cause a local media frenzy, harassing you until you check out my site.
and i know you think i'm kidding. go ahead, try me.
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brookelynne:
ok so I checked out your site, even though I'm on dial up right now, just to prevent an emu attack. Now that were making demands of each other I think you should fill out your profile info...or I'll send a pack of viscious bunny rabbits to nibble on your ankles.
bytheway...
I love
daisy 2003
tangerines may 2003
and ALL of the 'light' photos
Someday when I'm rich and famous I'll buy your photos.
Until then my deep appreciation for your talent will have to do.
Great job on the site too!
muah
bytheway...
I love
daisy 2003
tangerines may 2003
and ALL of the 'light' photos
Someday when I'm rich and famous I'll buy your photos.
Until then my deep appreciation for your talent will have to do.
Great job on the site too!
muah
bombshellbetty:
Ooh ooh! I want emus! Where are my emus?!?
y'know... i have to say, i fuckin' rocked it at work today.
AND
there's this girl who is just... well... no, there're many girls at work who're just gorgeous... but this one girl... i haven't even spoken to her, but i know already that she's in a totally different class than the rest.
you know the kind.
so, the question that i'm going to pose...
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there's this girl who is just... well... no, there're many girls at work who're just gorgeous... but this one girl... i haven't even spoken to her, but i know already that she's in a totally different class than the rest.
you know the kind.
so, the question that i'm going to pose...
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alyssum:
I gotta agree with Ivy. Learn a few little things you can find out about to chat with her, and it'll go more smoothly (barring sounding like a stalker, so sticking to relatively job-related stuff is probably a good idea ) starting up a conversation.
Who needs video games when you're running the gauntlet to work. That's kinda scary though, every day... I'd get creamed.
) starting up a conversation.
Who needs video games when you're running the gauntlet to work.
That's kinda scary though, every day... I'd get creamed.
puppeteer:
Wish I could help ya, but i've never been good at this kinda thing. I always subscribed to the "random acts of dating" strategy.
In other words, if I manage to somehow meet someone so be it. I never have really tried looking. Hell, I only actively hit on one girl in my lifetime. Even my g/f asked ME out.
NOTE: That was the only time EVER that a girl asked me out.
In other words, if I manage to somehow meet someone so be it. I never have really tried looking. Hell, I only actively hit on one girl in my lifetime. Even my g/f asked ME out.
NOTE: That was the only time EVER that a girl asked me out.
Glenlevit 1 - Tjaden 1
*In what's being called 'The Miracle Comeback,' Tjaden, the underdog that had once lost it all to Glenlevit, defeated the single malt in a four-hour marathon match. Many had anticipated that this match was going to be Glenlevit's, giving them the title and crown for the best-of-three series - yet with the upset delivered to Glenlevit fans, a rematch must...
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*In what's being called 'The Miracle Comeback,' Tjaden, the underdog that had once lost it all to Glenlevit, defeated the single malt in a four-hour marathon match. Many had anticipated that this match was going to be Glenlevit's, giving them the title and crown for the best-of-three series - yet with the upset delivered to Glenlevit fans, a rematch must...
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mulhollanddrive:
What the hell have you been up to? Haven't seen much of you since your triumphant return. I'll be on the porch eating ludefisk. Wait a minute! The hell I will! How 'bout that Green River killer?
xxanastasiaxx:
damn..and I would have liked to have seen that.
4am is just really an unattractive hour, no matter how you look at it...
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ivy:
Unless you're getting too busy to notice it...but I'm guessing that was not the case.
xxanastasiaxx:
If I'm still awake at 4am hopefully the time is not what I'm looking at..
ahem..
so seattle you say?
ahem..
so seattle you say?
solve for X:
1) If = after one gets some ; then 
= 
after one gets X.
2) If Johnny Depp gets much
after he is 
; then Oprah gets much X when she is 
.
3) Little Tj does when he gets X.
4) The
saw and went X.
5) Bush is a
to Cheney as Lars Ulrich is a...
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1) If
= after one gets some ; then = after one gets X.
2) If Johnny Depp gets much
after he is ; then Oprah gets much X when she is .
3) Little Tj does
when he gets X.
4) The
saw and went X.
5) Bush is a
to Cheney as Lars Ulrich is a... Read More
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alyssum:
I'd have to say...
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ivy:
You, sir, work emoticons like sculpture. I am humbled. I bow to your emoticon genius!
damn. the rain has suddenly taken on a slurpee-like consistency... and it is just november... this stuff isn't supposed to be around until january in these here parts!
hmm... good thing i've got a 4x4! buahahahaah!
*update*
okay, after having looked out the window just now... it's actually SNOWING!
this is some very unseasonable weather, folks...
hmm... good thing i've got a 4x4! buahahahaah!
*update*
okay, after having looked out the window just now... it's actually SNOWING!
this is some very unseasonable weather, folks...
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invisigirl:
i'm sorry i didn't answer. i didn't think it would be you.
soon.
j
soon.
j
morbidcherry:
yeah, i do have to ask - yesterday was just one bad day