MMmmmmmm Wednesday
It should be said that the original title for this was Mmmmmm Tuesday
Just goes to show you: I have no idea what day it is
Does anyone really care about space travel anymore?
Sure
Its given us the Deep Space Homer episode of The Simpsons
Velcro
Tang
And that delightful Need Another Seven Astronauts joke
And now the news is littered with...
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It should be said that the original title for this was Mmmmmm Tuesday
Just goes to show you: I have no idea what day it is
Does anyone really care about space travel anymore?
Sure
Its given us the Deep Space Homer episode of The Simpsons
Velcro
Tang
And that delightful Need Another Seven Astronauts joke
And now the news is littered with...
Read More
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Tweeter & the Monkeyman
5 Netflix envelopes in the mailbox on a Monday morning is most certainly a sign of an exciting weekend
Im trying to figure out what I watched
I dont know if I could accurately tell you without cheating
Counting the Devils Rejects on Friday, I watched at least 6 movies
What they were though Im still not really sure
I do...
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5 Netflix envelopes in the mailbox on a Monday morning is most certainly a sign of an exciting weekend
Im trying to figure out what I watched
I dont know if I could accurately tell you without cheating
Counting the Devils Rejects on Friday, I watched at least 6 movies
What they were though Im still not really sure
I do...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
eww you didnt shower 
now thats some hot pool player ass
now thats some hot pool player ass
Its cooled down
I can finally think straight
I can complete a thought in my head
For the last few weeks the only thing that Ive thought about is air conditioning
Right now all I can think about is going home and taking a nap
I havent been sleeping enough
Id like to be able to sleep through the night
No car alarms
No phone...
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I can finally think straight
I can complete a thought in my head
For the last few weeks the only thing that Ive thought about is air conditioning
Right now all I can think about is going home and taking a nap
I havent been sleeping enough
Id like to be able to sleep through the night
No car alarms
No phone...
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Its one of those mornings
I start and stop a thousand times
And then I got back to the same opening
I cant really concentrate
Im trying to do 6 things at once
Talking on the phone
Reading emails
Writing transmittals
Responding to movie quotes being shouted over my shoulder, Youre killing your father, Larry!
Half-talking to the person next to me
And singing between...
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I start and stop a thousand times
And then I got back to the same opening
I cant really concentrate
Im trying to do 6 things at once
Talking on the phone
Reading emails
Writing transmittals
Responding to movie quotes being shouted over my shoulder, Youre killing your father, Larry!
Half-talking to the person next to me
And singing between...
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odette:
You boys like MEX EEEE CO?!!!!!!!
Im home now. with chocolate pudding
Im home now. with chocolate pudding
WonkaVision
Jesus
I hate myself for what Im about to do
But I feel that I must
It is my duty
I must share all I have learned
I may never have a son
I have to pass on the wisdom I that have obtained to someone
I have chosen to impart said wisdom to you
Perhaps though I am too late
Lord knows enough...
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Jesus
I hate myself for what Im about to do
But I feel that I must
It is my duty
I must share all I have learned
I may never have a son
I have to pass on the wisdom I that have obtained to someone
I have chosen to impart said wisdom to you
Perhaps though I am too late
Lord knows enough...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
im with you on that one...i felt like i was the only one not clapping in the theater...and the movie was made even better with the 4 year old sitting next to me that asked "is that chocolate?" every 30 seconds
and you forgot to mention those stupid squirrles...
and you forgot to mention those stupid squirrles...
40oz
Im quite proud of myself
I avoided this all weekend
The internet
I kept myself busy
Not busy as much as occupied, I guess
Or maybe distracted is the word Im looking for
Watching movies
Drinking
Getting tattooed
Mr. Brownstone @ North Six
More movies
At one point last night I looked down at my hand and there was a 40 bottle in it...
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Im quite proud of myself
I avoided this all weekend
The internet
I kept myself busy
Not busy as much as occupied, I guess
Or maybe distracted is the word Im looking for
Watching movies
Drinking
Getting tattooed
Mr. Brownstone @ North Six
More movies
At one point last night I looked down at my hand and there was a 40 bottle in it...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
what is your absolute favorite type of candy?
kiss_kiss_luxury:
the frying pan is on chelsea piers...23rd st, have you ever been there?
i have been addicted to sweet tarts for a few years now...my absolute favorite are the ones that come out around easter, they are chicks, ducks and bunnies...i stock up on those so i can still have them when they arent sold anymore
i have been addicted to sweet tarts for a few years now...my absolute favorite are the ones that come out around easter, they are chicks, ducks and bunnies...i stock up on those so i can still have them when they arent sold anymore
I started writing this morning about adjusting to a new group of people
Learning their moods
Their eccentricities
How far you can push them before they crack
How offensive your jokes can get before you have to apologize
What the idea of lateness is for each person
Who needs constant reminders
Who you can yes to death
Who actually wants the truth
That got me...
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Learning their moods
Their eccentricities
How far you can push them before they crack
How offensive your jokes can get before you have to apologize
What the idea of lateness is for each person
Who needs constant reminders
Who you can yes to death
Who actually wants the truth
That got me...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
and then isnt it the worst when someone says "just dont think about it"
Im far too drunk to be sitting at this keyboard right now
Its amazing how many bad decisions I can make in the span of just a few weeks
And then they all lie waiting to explode all at the same time
Actually, its more like one after another
Constant reminders of regardless of how well I rationalize each and every decision, they are, inevitably,...
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Its amazing how many bad decisions I can make in the span of just a few weeks
And then they all lie waiting to explode all at the same time
Actually, its more like one after another
Constant reminders of regardless of how well I rationalize each and every decision, they are, inevitably,...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
wow ive been feeling the exact same way lately...i keep making the worst desicions and for some reason i seem not to care, until it has some sort of negative effect on my well being two days later 
life is kicking my ass lately
but on a happier note thank you about my pictures
life is kicking my ass lately
but on a happier note thank you about my pictures
odette:
drunk ass
yes, keeping track of all the lies is totally not worth it. and ive been told im a shitty liar
yes, keeping track of all the lies is totally not worth it. and ive been told im a shitty liar
A Backwoods Virtuoso In the Making
Im not all here this morning
Mentally
Ive been typing and retyping and nothing is coming out quite right
So I keep erasing
Going back to the beginning and trying to come at it from a different angle
Putting an undue amount of stress on myself
And for what?
I guess Im not really sure
Could it be to...
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Im not all here this morning
Mentally
Ive been typing and retyping and nothing is coming out quite right
So I keep erasing
Going back to the beginning and trying to come at it from a different angle
Putting an undue amount of stress on myself
And for what?
I guess Im not really sure
Could it be to...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
i know its not technically country--but do you listen to any cake?
no banjos or anything though at least i dont think so
no banjos or anything though
at least i dont think soA Parking Lot in Jersey
Observances From Sounds of the Underground
I dont think there is a better forum to display bad tattoos than a parking lot metal show in Jersey.
The grand prize winner (Large Category):
Backpiece with the Guns N Roses skull in the center with two guns crossed behind it
Above it: Puerto Rico
Below it: Rocking Hard (Rocking had yet to...
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Observances From Sounds of the Underground
I dont think there is a better forum to display bad tattoos than a parking lot metal show in Jersey.
The grand prize winner (Large Category):
Backpiece with the Guns N Roses skull in the center with two guns crossed behind it
Above it: Puerto Rico
Below it: Rocking Hard (Rocking had yet to...
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odette:
i have the pope too. on my shirt
get her out of the living room. i want to sleep
AAAA!!!! its a bug on the wall!!!! I have to have everyones attention and freak out!!!!! look at me LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!
get her out of the living room. i want to sleep
AAAA!!!! its a bug on the wall!!!! I have to have everyones attention and freak out!!!!! look at me LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!
odette:
phrases I hate:
overlying factor
furious rampage
more later...
overlying factor
furious rampage
more later...
Coney Island
We hit Coney Island yesterday
It was around noon and I was 120 miles upstate when the phone wrang to come
I had a two hour bus ride and a half hour subway ride ahead of me
I hadnt showered
Not much sleep
A late night cat wrestling matches that took place around 3am in the dark on my chest made sure of...
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We hit Coney Island yesterday
It was around noon and I was 120 miles upstate when the phone wrang to come
I had a two hour bus ride and a half hour subway ride ahead of me
I hadnt showered
Not much sleep
A late night cat wrestling matches that took place around 3am in the dark on my chest made sure of...
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VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
odette:
when you get home
in the fridge
cake
extra chocolate frosting
and something else special waiting for you
in the fridge
cake
extra chocolate frosting
and something else special waiting for you
spnspnsgar:
better late than never - thanks!!! 
During my lunch breaks I usually read some newspaper site to try and take my mind off of my job while I eat.
So today I'm on the Daily News' site and I find this:
A terrified bicyclist, knocked to the ground by a delivery truck, screamed out in desperation seconds before being crushed to death yesterday on a Manhattan street.
"Stop! Stop!" screamed the...
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So today I'm on the Daily News' site and I find this:
A terrified bicyclist, knocked to the ground by a delivery truck, screamed out in desperation seconds before being crushed to death yesterday on a Manhattan street.
"Stop! Stop!" screamed the...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
thats horrible 
melladoree:
hello
...i burnt the one i tried to make at 1:30am and i put the popcorn on for 5 minutes and forgot about it