Sandblast Yourself
Last year I woke up to this instant message:
Dime is dead
I still well up a bit when I read those words
Just like I do when I listen to Cemetery Gates
There isnt a band I listen to more than Pantera
Growing up
Or even now
At least once a week I listen to Vulgar Display of Power from start to...
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Last year I woke up to this instant message:
Dime is dead
I still well up a bit when I read those words
Just like I do when I listen to Cemetery Gates
There isnt a band I listen to more than Pantera
Growing up
Or even now
At least once a week I listen to Vulgar Display of Power from start to...
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ymonster:
I remember when I heard about his death from NicoleLee--It was right after it happened. I was a confused... Why would anyone want to kill someone over music? People will be asking that question a lot today, I think.
Self Inflicted Insomnia
I didn't sleep well
Woke up at least 10 times over the course of the night
Once I finally got to sleep
Too much thinking before bed
It was the walk home at midnight that started it
Just drunk enough to be oblivious to my surroundings
But not drunk to the point where coherent thought was an impossibility
Dissecting conversations
Comments
Gestures...
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I didn't sleep well
Woke up at least 10 times over the course of the night
Once I finally got to sleep
Too much thinking before bed
It was the walk home at midnight that started it
Just drunk enough to be oblivious to my surroundings
But not drunk to the point where coherent thought was an impossibility
Dissecting conversations
Comments
Gestures...
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odette:
you should have drank more?
or not at all
or not at all
Fake Thanksgiving
As some of you may know
Was a huge success
That being said
Preparations for Fake Christmas have begun
I'm now in the market for a Christmas sweater
Which must have at least one (if not all) of the following:
Snowflakes
Reindeer
A tree
One or more Santas (preferably involved in some kind of sporting event and wearing sunglasses)
Mistletoe
Actual sleighbells attached...
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As some of you may know
Was a huge success
That being said
Preparations for Fake Christmas have begun
I'm now in the market for a Christmas sweater
Which must have at least one (if not all) of the following:
Snowflakes
Reindeer
A tree
One or more Santas (preferably involved in some kind of sporting event and wearing sunglasses)
Mistletoe
Actual sleighbells attached...
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I'd Rather Be Choking
I haven't done anything today
I'm at work
The phone isn't ringing
The busy work is gone
I've spent the last 20 minutes trying to play a blast beat on my desk with a ruler
I've been asked several times what I'm doing and why
I'm secretly hoping to get into an altercation with one of my coworkers while they try...
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I haven't done anything today
I'm at work
The phone isn't ringing
The busy work is gone
I've spent the last 20 minutes trying to play a blast beat on my desk with a ruler
I've been asked several times what I'm doing and why
I'm secretly hoping to get into an altercation with one of my coworkers while they try...
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Overalls' Ass-Flaps & A Fraggle Stick Car
Every Wednesday
I get rained on
Going to and coming from my banjo lesson
Without fail
Why don't I carry an umbrella then?
If I did
It wouldn't rain
It would never rain
And I couldn't do that to the farmers
Yesterday at my lesson I started learning The Ballad of Jed Clampett
If I learn that I...
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Every Wednesday
I get rained on
Going to and coming from my banjo lesson
Without fail
Why don't I carry an umbrella then?
If I did
It wouldn't rain
It would never rain
And I couldn't do that to the farmers
Yesterday at my lesson I started learning The Ballad of Jed Clampett
If I learn that I...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
well dont forget your umbrella this wednesday, i heard it was supposed to rain 
kiss_kiss_luxury:
and when i said it was going to rain
apparently i was totally lieing
haha sorry
apparently i was totally lieing
haha sorry
Fake Thanksgiving
Yesterday I went to a Fake Thanksgiving
Fake Thanksgiving is my new favorite holiday
Fake Thanksgiving is just like Thanksgiving except that its on a different day
Theres still food
Theres still football
Theres still drinking
But all this occurs on a day that is not Thanksgiving
Its really a wonderful idea
Everything you like about the holidays without it being ruined by...
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Yesterday I went to a Fake Thanksgiving
Fake Thanksgiving is my new favorite holiday
Fake Thanksgiving is just like Thanksgiving except that its on a different day
Theres still food
Theres still football
Theres still drinking
But all this occurs on a day that is not Thanksgiving
Its really a wonderful idea
Everything you like about the holidays without it being ruined by...
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On 2 Hours Sleep
I didn't sleep much last night
I think I had two hours total
Between trying to get comfortable on a couch
Stomach pains from chicken wings and pizza
And whomever was ringing my doorbell for almost two straight hours
It was the best I could do
A few things this morning before I spend my day trying to keep myself from...
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I didn't sleep much last night
I think I had two hours total
Between trying to get comfortable on a couch
Stomach pains from chicken wings and pizza
And whomever was ringing my doorbell for almost two straight hours
It was the best I could do
A few things this morning before I spend my day trying to keep myself from...
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ymonster:
I believe it's spelled "jizz", but neither jiz or jizz is in the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary.... And you could use pubic, pubis, pubes, or puberty, but not pube by itself... Yes, I am a dork.
My Furniture Lives In Queens
Today I should be posting a picture of myself in a Halloween costume
Some kind of obnoxious creation
A costume that bothers everyone in the surrounding area
Something that shoots some kind of liquid
Something that requires a ten foot circle for me to turn around
Something that makes everyone extremely uncomfortable because it's borderline inappropriate
Something that annoys everyone...
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Today I should be posting a picture of myself in a Halloween costume
Some kind of obnoxious creation
A costume that bothers everyone in the surrounding area
Something that shoots some kind of liquid
Something that requires a ten foot circle for me to turn around
Something that makes everyone extremely uncomfortable because it's borderline inappropriate
Something that annoys everyone...
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odette:
you have a meatball for a landlord? that amazing
ditamoon:
No Worries
I knew you were replying to my comment and I didnt think anythinkg of it
Life (and Yes Kickball) Happens
Its All Good
I stayed home on haloween and painted my own version of a mexican calavera mask which still is not even done but has proven to be quite fun to work on. So I too was costumeless-but now I have something for next year.....
if I finsh it by then....
I knew you were replying to my comment and I didnt think anythinkg of it
Life (and Yes Kickball) Happens
Its All Good
I stayed home on haloween and painted my own version of a mexican calavera mask which still is not even done but has proven to be quite fun to work on. So I too was costumeless-but now I have something for next year.....
if I finsh it by then....
Got a Home For A Wayward Dwarf?
Could it be?
Yes
It probably is true
Again?
Yes
Again
What am I rambling about?
So glad you asked
Moving
Yes
Moving
Again
Joy
And I just finished unpacking
And why am I am poised to move again?
Being harrassed by the landlord
Questions of who is on the lease
Who is not on the lease
It...
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Could it be?
Yes
It probably is true
Again?
Yes
Again
What am I rambling about?
So glad you asked
Moving
Yes
Moving
Again
Joy
And I just finished unpacking
And why am I am poised to move again?
Being harrassed by the landlord
Questions of who is on the lease
Who is not on the lease
It...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
aww im sorry, that is really shitty that you have to leave when you liked it there
good luck finding a new place
aww im sorry, that is really shitty that you have to leave when you liked it there
good luck finding a new place
alessa:
Thanks! 
Don't Nobody Say Nothin' Bad About Miss Jenkins
This sewing circle
These Chatty Cathy dolls tugging at their strings ad infinitum to keep the flow going
Repeating what they overheard from two tables back
And its not about strangers
Not about random neighborhood leches who wander about adjusting themselves
Its about their friends
Its about their roommates
Its about people they grew about with
About...
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This sewing circle
These Chatty Cathy dolls tugging at their strings ad infinitum to keep the flow going
Repeating what they overheard from two tables back
And its not about strangers
Not about random neighborhood leches who wander about adjusting themselves
Its about their friends
Its about their roommates
Its about people they grew about with
About...
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Pick Me Last, After Paul Pfeiffer
I've pulled my back out playing skee ball
I've thrown my arm out throwing darts
I've dislocated a finger playing poker (being a sore loser and banging on the table)
I've had allergy attacks from the chalk playing pool
I've gotten blisters and pinched nerves from playing video games
Most recently I've banged up my knee bowling; I couldn't...
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I've pulled my back out playing skee ball
I've thrown my arm out throwing darts
I've dislocated a finger playing poker (being a sore loser and banging on the table)
I've had allergy attacks from the chalk playing pool
I've gotten blisters and pinched nerves from playing video games
Most recently I've banged up my knee bowling; I couldn't...
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odette:
awwww, i know theres other things you do great!
and yes, the first one, thats my bear. they made him a little different back in good ol 1980 but thats still the same bear. *sigh*
and yes, the first one, thats my bear. they made him a little different back in good ol 1980 but thats still the same bear. *sigh*
MMmmmmmmm Disconnection (Drool Sound)
Not having internet at home is quite a shock to the system
I have no way to really waste time anymore
Upsides to my disconnection:
-Catching up on my movies
This weekend alone I took in most of the Netflix backlog: South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut and California Split
I cant seem to put Memories of Murder into the dvd...
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Not having internet at home is quite a shock to the system
I have no way to really waste time anymore
Upsides to my disconnection:
-Catching up on my movies
This weekend alone I took in most of the Netflix backlog: South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut and California Split
I cant seem to put Memories of Murder into the dvd...
Read More