tinyelvis

hiss. penguins may be the aristocrats of the avian world, but they're also way the fuck cuter than any member of the human ruling class.

or whatever.

we're still, um, like, reallygoodfriends though right?

yah. I know. the movie. but I thought I'd be all way cool and uppity and shit and whatever.

WHO'S BAD?

I think if there's to be a BFF rumble we should probably maybe be on each other's friends list first, nyeh?

-pistol whip-