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tinyelvis

Los Angeles

Member Since 2002

Followers 84 Following 208

I fucking D.A.R.E. you to be all cool and shit

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darkjuan:

I'm a fucking rockstar!!

Aug 20, 2005

hor:

I look at your comment, and then... I look at your comment and I'm confused.

Aug 20, 2005

12.17.13
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membership is up once again. 12 years on and off this site. time for …
membership is up once again. 12 years on and off this site. time fo…
09.16.13
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Monday Sep 16, 2013
A glorious day off! Spent freezing in a blah movie theatre, and now …
08.25.13
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Sunday Aug 25, 2013
Just over nine months together with my lady. In the new place togeth…
06.15.13
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Saturday Jun 15, 2013
Thinking about moving again. To Highland Park in LA. Found a place.…
06.02.13
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Sunday Jun 02, 2013
Massive Porterhouse from Ruth's Chris
04.08.13
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Monday Apr 08, 2013
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02.13.13
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Wednesday Feb 13, 2013
I would jackhammer Kerry Washington
02.11.13
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Tuesday Feb 12, 2013
Okay okay, I would indeed give the Dude Piston to Rosario Dawson
02.07.13
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Friday Feb 08, 2013
I would Soooooooo make out witH Rashida Jones. Only if you made me t…
02.07.13
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Thursday Feb 07, 2013
Let me get one thing straight between Salma Hayek and I...

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Friday Aug 19, 2005