tinyelvis

I wish I could count on you,
I wish I could count on you


I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I can't stand it


Fussin' and fightin' all day long,
Tossin' and turnin' everything seems wrong





The ultimate power in the universe!!!!

So, what the hell is a guy to think? I feel out of sorts at my job (the one I've always felt fine at), while the other job is doing the opposite.



Drink a beer for breakfast
makes the whole day painless!

got it going on....











Menowannalikki-U


Well I picked you up it was our first date.
I washed my dick and promised your daddy that I wouldn't have you out too late.
Then we went down [we went to a] nice secluded place
things got heavy, it smelled like soup, but still you wanted me to bury my face

Menowannalikki-U,
Menowannalikki-U,
Menowannalikki-U down there,
I said Menowannalikki-U

My last girl was blonde she had a real nice hefty rack [big ol' titties]
But I nearly barfed when her pants came off
She dont use soap, you know that bitch is whack