Monday Feb 28, 2005

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I got fucking trashed last night! Closing night party. Knowing I had to work at 7am, I still went ahead and got hammered. Driving home, I decide that it would be a good idea to stop by the Turf and see if Souljerk is around(he's not). I see another bartender guy I know and start a conversation. Proceed to drink even more beer. I see this old girl I dated for awhile, and move right in and complete the night by making an ass out of myself.
me = "So you wanna hang out sometime?"
she = "Sure, I'll call you."
Translation? Leave me alone

Today: cloudy ALL fuckin day. tired. Like I had that little rain cloud following me all day.

free words:
avenues
rice
Craigslist
book
sister
blumkin
nuts
aqua
teeth
up
pipe
fixture
lace
freedom
trim
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toneski:
You fucking blumkin... just because a sister shows you her teeth and says she will call you, doesn't mean she's not producing aqua near her lace panties for you... she wasn't blowing pipe smoke up your ass... she was giving you freedom, not knowing if you were really into her or not... no one is an open book brother... so cancel walks down these avenues... pull up your nuts... take a shortcut through the rice fields... and light that beautiful fixture with your self confident skills... and go get you some trim.

source: 1995 "Craiglist" volume IV, chapter 13, page 1.
scoots:
yeah, what toneski said!

ya blumkin.

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