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tinyelvis

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Sunday Sep 19, 2004

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The world is coming to an end. Ivan is the Proof! I thinks that we should all give up. Dig a big bunker in the yard and go live in it. Come out after five years and see whats what. What great little invention someone made. How easy life is because of it. Could life get any easier? I mean really, I sit and rant on an internet porn web site. I could fuck my life up in soooo many unique ways. The limitless options for US. I could walk in and get a loan for thousands and fly away to Thailand or something never to come back. I could apply for a ton of credit cards.....Max them out....fly away to Thailand or something. So many thoughts. Yet I hold up in this little town called St. Paul. What am I doing? One night in St. Paul makes a hard man humble!!! The silliness of stuff. Why must we consume??? The car we drive. The shoes we wear. The phones we use. Some bullshit about.

Ah fuck it, who gives a shit any ways???
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kesaresj:
Ivan is the proof of something. Just not sure what. tongue
Sep 22, 2004
latchbeam:
"Good one Tiny E..." Great name! One of my favorite skits of all time!!!
Sep 22, 2004

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