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tinyelvis

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Thursday Apr 15, 2004

Apr 15, 2004
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Birthday? 30 years old? DAMN?
Bummer, I's gotsta work ALL day Friday. 10am-Midnight! I would love to bless you all with the GREAT and ALL POWERFUL tinyE, but alas.....

Turning 30 BLOWS!

Life changes? YES?

"Oops, I crapped my pants" works for ME!

"Age you ask? It's all in your heart."

Mutha Fuckin BULLSHIT!

I feel old.


TinyE has all the love and respect for you all. whatever
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scoots:
E - my young man - 30 is not a bad milestone - well maybe when you look at us seniors being on this site looking at girls in their young 20's - maybe we might feel a bit old - but a number of years that indicate how long we have been on this planet doesn't dictate how we should act of feel.

just feel good in the fact that im older than you.
Apr 16, 2004
eyepatchless:
I once bought a friend a tight faded blue t-shirt that read, "Thirty and Dirty", nothing to be ashamed of, Happy Birthday!!! Belated adn outdated, but still better than a kiss from Aunt Edna....Hope you had a good one. ARRR!!!
Apr 16, 2004

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