I'm beginning to see a trend developing around this site . Do any of you realize how many people have plans for world domination listed in their bio's? LOTS . Now , I pose this hypothesis to you all....If ALL of these people plan on dominating the world , the only outcome will be endless warring with each other . THAT'S NO GOOD!!!!!
I propose this...allow me to lead this little rebellion . My credentials are as follows...
1. It has been my life-long dream to rule the world ( My life's been longer than most of the people on this site, so I've got seniority)
2. I AM radioactive!!!! Hello!!!! Did you see the picture???? That's gotta' count for something . If comic books and movies have taught us nothing else , it's that radioactivity produces beings of incredible power and destructive potential . We all know that comic books and movies DON'T lie , right?
3 . Uhhhhhhhm...I won first place in the sixth grade spelling bee . Hey !!! If you're issuing an order for somebody's immediate surrender you want them to be able to read it , don't you?
So come on people , give me a chance to run this uprising . If I suck as a warlord / tyrant , you can always assasinate me .
I always knew that's the way I'd go anyways . Better it be from people that I like and can trust to do a competent job , then some hired government thug worried about his retirement fund . See , I'm even willing to let you kill me . What more do you want????
What do you say people ? Nominate me as your new Despot . I won't let you down .
I propose this...allow me to lead this little rebellion . My credentials are as follows...
1. It has been my life-long dream to rule the world ( My life's been longer than most of the people on this site, so I've got seniority)
2. I AM radioactive!!!! Hello!!!! Did you see the picture???? That's gotta' count for something . If comic books and movies have taught us nothing else , it's that radioactivity produces beings of incredible power and destructive potential . We all know that comic books and movies DON'T lie , right?
3 . Uhhhhhhhm...I won first place in the sixth grade spelling bee . Hey !!! If you're issuing an order for somebody's immediate surrender you want them to be able to read it , don't you?
So come on people , give me a chance to run this uprising . If I suck as a warlord / tyrant , you can always assasinate me .
I always knew that's the way I'd go anyways . Better it be from people that I like and can trust to do a competent job , then some hired government thug worried about his retirement fund . See , I'm even willing to let you kill me . What more do you want????
What do you say people ? Nominate me as your new Despot . I won't let you down .
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I submitted a comment yesterday and then the site went down.
My first act as the newly appointed Supreme Military Thinking Stuff Up Guy is to advise the new Despot to not *ask*. Did any of the really big guys ask to rule the world? What do you think Darth Vader would do, hmmm?
Credentials, lets see...
1. I got you beat by 7 years. Ya whippersnapper!
2. Ok, this one is hard to argue.
3. Yeah but can you spell myeloproliferative without a dictionary? (Eh, me neither!)
Oh, ok...You got my vote for dictator! Just promise to be a good dictator.