I have no real beef with ninjas. I find their craft to be quite unique (if a little bit stupid). I mean if they can sneak around undetected with throwing stars and katana blades; why can't they sneak around with an AK47? I just think there's so much more a person can aspire to be. I mean, ninjas always die in movies. Who wants to be the person that always dies? I've never liked pirates, though. They're ugly, and poor swordfighters. I'd have to agree that Captain Morgan is cool and maybe Captain Jack Sparrow, but that's only because he's played by Johnny Depp.