People of Michigan rejoice . I have decided not to destroy your entire state . What was able to stfle my rage ? Who is your savior ? THE CLASH . Yep ,it ws The Clash who saved you . I was sitting here drinking and formulating my plans to eradicate the state of Michigan due to one asshole cop wo screwed me over , and the "The Guns Of Brixton" came on . My rage waned a bit . Then "Rudie Can't Fail" came on . That was what finally savd you . So praise be to TheClash . They are the band that saved Michigan .HIP , HIP , HOOOOORAY!!!!!!! 
Although I stll must destroy the jackass that gave me that bullshit ticket . Soooooo...I'll only lay waste to Canton , Michigan . That seems fair .
P.S. I'm pitching a new reality show to FOX . "Cluibbing Seals With The Stars" . Would you guys tune in to that show every week or what ? That's GOLD , Jerry . GOLD!!!!!!
Although I stll must destroy the jackass that gave me that bullshit ticket . Soooooo...I'll only lay waste to Canton , Michigan . That seems fair .
P.S. I'm pitching a new reality show to FOX . "Cluibbing Seals With The Stars" . Would you guys tune in to that show every week or what ? That's GOLD , Jerry . GOLD!!!!!!
vrulovwrath:
Damn... anyway
dick_shrapnel:
Damn! The Clash always gotta go saving places and shit. I want destruction!!! 