timeoftheeclipse

i wish i wouldve had video of her face...twas priceless!

i heart u too

you need to visit me!

Dude you don't want me to sing you a song.

Going invisible. May come back at another time under different name but I doubt it. I will miss all you guys.


Aidian

thanks love! i just dont see it but i'll take it.

we're in Oklahoma City...not sure how far that is from you...

*Gets out duct tape and string.*

The funny thing about hearts is that if you tie and tape them together enough, they eventually get better.

I wish you could've come with too. That would've been great! You could've seen that beautiful child I kissed.

After I saw how young he looked at the Bloodhound Gang concert, I was rushed with all these glorious dominatrix fantasies. Haha! I forgot about that. (I was a lil tipsy) I wanted to make him get on all fours and whip him to "Vagina". I was gagging him with a black scarf I held behind his head and my stilettoed shoe was perched upon his back, Captain Morgan style. HAHAHAHAHA! I love me! I am such a sick broad!

You know I decided that I wanted to be a high school choir teacher back when I didnt have a sex drive I am starting to think that might not be such a good idea anymore. Id have to teach the senior class with blinders on!

(I wink but I'm kinda serious)

Sometimes it is good to take a break from being and feeling. Especially from feeling. Feeling is tiresome...

Big hug from me.

man o man thanks! i missed this place!

Yeah I pretty much shat myself when I heard the first little opening keyboard strains....

Here are the songs they played...not in order hahah...

Head Like A Hole
Sin
Terrible Lie
Wish
Gave Up
Suck
Closer
March of the Pigs
Eraser
Reptile
Hurt
Burn
Only
Hand That Feeds
Right Where It Belongs
Love is Not Enough
Beside You In Time
You Know What You Are
With Teeth
The Wretched

They MIGHT have played "Deep" and there was a song I was pretty sure I hadn't heard before...


yeah it was AMAZING!

It's a day for lyrics isn't it?

Cowboys are not only fun, they're chewy.

Monkeys enjoy canned ham by candlelight in Paris.

I could do that. I will be out there anyway. DO you still have my cell #? Probably not. I will email it to you.

WILFORD BRIMLEY!!!

thank you...but 'm getting to the good news soon...

strange how this has ultimately changed me for the better...we are truly blessed...

Babe... I could've told you that but you never asked me. I've been saturated with all forms of depression, sadness and self pity since birth. If I know anything it is misery. I haven't experience a whole lot of it comparatively, but I've witnessed it at its finest. I am descended from the most pathetic people on earth. We have made misery an art form. So next time Just ask the expert. I was educated by the best.

And personally, I think its pretty sad that you like Metallica. That really depresses me. James is the creepiest fucker ever and that evil asshole, Lars, started that whole crusade against free downloading. I will NEVER forgive him for that. Im still too broke to buy music, pirating or no. And hes a millionaire. Fuck him and the drum stick he rode in on. But, Im not bitter. See I can pull misery from anything. Even if it isnt that tragic. Its a fine tradition, passed down through the generations.

Im reeeeeally sleepy. Ive been up for like 25 hours and I only had two hours of sleep before that. Im seeing fireflies and solid objects are bubbling. I should probably take a nap before I spout another 12 paragraphs about absolutely nothing.

I really do hate Metallica with a vengeance, though. If I ever meet Lars, Im gonna spit on him. Oh yeah I will. Tiny-nosed little fucker.

P.S. Hello, helloWhat do you do?... Youre a plumber What on eaaarth is that?

You know I listen to you. Stop being a poopie head. You're weird.

And fuck yeah, I'm weird. I wouldn't have it any other way. There is no point in trying to be anything else cuz it just ain't gonna happen. I don't think I could be normal if I tried. I detest the normal anyway. I do love Mello Yello, however. And pretty cups.

Hehehe... I love me.

I am developing a huge crush on somebody. I don't need to be doing that. He whees my belly a little. But Shhhh... seriously. God... I'm such a kid. I'll never grow up, will I? For one thing, I still say "whees my belly." A good phrase is a good phrase. No point in dropping it just cuz I'm old. Wheeeeee!

My parrot said "you're weird" cuz I say that to him all the time. He said it for the first time today. He also say's "Che Bello!" I'm rather proud of that one.

Vast is awesome!

I've had way too much caffeine. I've gotta stop that. I just love Mello Yello so much. YUM!

I'm gonna go bug someone else now. Bye.

don't push too quickly tho, your body will heal itself and get your strength back! hope you feel better!

Yeah... I quote Dave Chappelle like everyone else. WHUT? YEAUH!

See... you don't like those question things cuz you're not a loser. I am. Soy un perdador.

I vent the hell outta this place. Fuck everybody. If they don't like it, they can read something else. Grrrrrr...

hehe... I love anger. It's fun. That's what I tell myself anyway.

I got real fuckin' sick o' being sick after just a few days of it. I'd be bonkers if I were sick as long as you have been. I'm a wife, man... I'm not allowed to be sick. Wives can't get sick.

"the truth
is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt"

God... that's so me.