douchebaggery at the book store.
my friend Kimmie and i got completely conversationally blindsided by this guy at borders tonight. it was so strange. it absolutely felt like one of those pick up artist deals... where the guy is a total ass and some how gets chicks. cause this guy was a real ass master. he came out of no where. we were just minding our business, discussing a possible transvestite, and BAM. there he was. chatting us up, and being an ass. he discussed such pertinent topics as, shaking your children, hating the homeless, the word 'heckle', and how he buys money for people (i think that was supposed to impress us).
it happened so fast that after it was over i was afraid that he'd pick pocketed us or something, lol. i was convinced that we were on a hidden camera show, it was that bad.
the really sad thing was that had he NOT been a TOTAL douchebag, he totally would have been my type, lol. kimmie decided that if either of us go missing in the next couple of days, it'll probably be because of him kidnapping us, heh.
my friend Kimmie and i got completely conversationally blindsided by this guy at borders tonight. it was so strange. it absolutely felt like one of those pick up artist deals... where the guy is a total ass and some how gets chicks. cause this guy was a real ass master. he came out of no where. we were just minding our business, discussing a possible transvestite, and BAM. there he was. chatting us up, and being an ass. he discussed such pertinent topics as, shaking your children, hating the homeless, the word 'heckle', and how he buys money for people (i think that was supposed to impress us).
it happened so fast that after it was over i was afraid that he'd pick pocketed us or something, lol. i was convinced that we were on a hidden camera show, it was that bad.
the really sad thing was that had he NOT been a TOTAL douchebag, he totally would have been my type, lol. kimmie decided that if either of us go missing in the next couple of days, it'll probably be because of him kidnapping us, heh.
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ya coming along for my East Coast excursion? no Insubordination Fest this year, instead its just gonna be a roadtrip to the East Coast to hang with as many SG people as we can. june 24th - 29th...hitting up virginia, delaware, philly, baltimore and jersey and who knows where else. its gonna rule i tell ya!
come to ohio and hang out!
jc
xxx