i have somewhere to live in london! i have a flat! in brixton! where all that gun crime is that i have a lax attitude towards!
i have a room! with a girl who i fancy! who i have had sex with! who reads more than me! and adores writing!
and with a boy i met in new york! who was freeloading off the same...
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i have a room! with a girl who i fancy! who i have had sex with! who reads more than me! and adores writing!
and with a boy i met in new york! who was freeloading off the same...
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im really a horrible person.
when i was at high school i was a few years above anna paquin and i hated her for her success and her oscar, and even though i was friends with her brother, i still hated her. a lot.
and now i hate keisha castle-hughes. who is possibly going to be joining the academy! god damn! she is fourteen. when...
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when i was at high school i was a few years above anna paquin and i hated her for her success and her oscar, and even though i was friends with her brother, i still hated her. a lot.
and now i hate keisha castle-hughes. who is possibly going to be joining the academy! god damn! she is fourteen. when...
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filmme:
yor fucking hilarious.
what if went THERE in say 6 months... would you let me freeload of of you?
what if went THERE in say 6 months... would you let me freeload of of you?
filmme:
excellent. *polishes up satan belt buckle*
MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*ahem*
*plays soothing harmonica*
MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*ahem*
*plays soothing harmonica*
the other day i talked to the jewish vegitarian political activist who says he is in love with me and text messages me when he masturbates.
we talked about how we should live together.
i was excited because he had a PS2! woohoo! can anyone say MUSIC GENERATOR!?!
anyway, my contribution to communial living is my portable sauna.*
this weekend i have been in the...
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we talked about how we should live together.
i was excited because he had a PS2! woohoo! can anyone say MUSIC GENERATOR!?!
anyway, my contribution to communial living is my portable sauna.*
this weekend i have been in the...
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soapdodger:
Double post! Wish I was a dextrous as he abviously is!
[Edited on Jun 29, 2004 5:40PM]
[Edited on Jun 29, 2004 5:40PM]
neyrissa:
English is one of the four national languages in S'pore!
I never did karaoke...lol...not a big fan, I find it embarrassing!
I never did karaoke...lol...not a big fan, I find it embarrassing!
so, my friend chelsea is marrying a man i have a crush on. she invited me to the wedding but i thought it would be a bad idea to go. id only get drunk and make a speach about how "it should have been me" and that richard is "throwing his life away".
however, she asked me about the wedding kiss. a common question for...
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however, she asked me about the wedding kiss. a common question for...
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memorandom:
but that's what weddings are for! not that i'd know, i haven't been to a wedding in nearly six years, but i always seemed to be at weddings when i was a kid, and tehre was invariably someone who either got drunk, or acted like a complete basketcase the whole time which. . . stopped things being dull if nothing else.
*sigh* and that monkey looks a hell of a lot like my ex's mom. scary memories. . . uy.
have a great weekend
*sigh* and that monkey looks a hell of a lot like my ex's mom. scary memories. . . uy.
have a great weekend
theraccoon:
If, and when I go to New Zealand, Ill ask you for the hookup. 
Im also looking at trying to get into University of Canterbury. Theyve got some good science programs, and their entry requirements for americans are reassuringly low.
Im also looking at trying to get into University of Canterbury. Theyve got some good science programs, and their entry requirements for americans are reassuringly low.OMG! im so old skool it hurts. my hands are covered in glue because i have been cutting and pasting old skool stylezzz. totally. sizzors and all.
god damn.
this is like the first time i realised you can play drum and bass on real instruments, like, with a real drum and a bass guitar.
computers have ruined me!
god damn.
this is like the first time i realised you can play drum and bass on real instruments, like, with a real drum and a bass guitar.
computers have ruined me!
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silverrevolver:
can you send me a care package with soul-eating moths? i want to become even more apathetic and hedonistic, i still care too much.. haha 
misterjesus:
Hey, do you think you can play acoustic guitar, like with a real guitar too?
weird.
weird.
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nonchalance:
I love your randomness! And the late 'ships passing in the night' kind of chats about masterbation, photos and other things i am usually too drunken to remember, or maybe that should be 'shouldn't remember'! 
randumb_thought:
i can't know for sure until i know YOU!
OMG, last night was like, SO ROCKINTASTIC it isnt even funny.
like, the village fete was on so i thought i would walk over to the millenium field to hear the bible college band play some christian rock and they rocked so hard for God my cock grew 4 extra inches. i had to come home and furiously masturbate for a good few hours while...
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like, the village fete was on so i thought i would walk over to the millenium field to hear the bible college band play some christian rock and they rocked so hard for God my cock grew 4 extra inches. i had to come home and furiously masturbate for a good few hours while...
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misterjesus:
i don't send pictures of my penis,
I send flowers instead.
I send flowers instead.
alicat:
I find people blow a lot of sunshine up one anothers arses on this site. Everyone is always telling one another how great they think they are. Well, of course! Anyone can be great for five minutes at a time through a computer screen that you can go back and edit if you say something awful. I feel fairly certain in my assessment of you though. I think that even in real time, flesh and blood, that you are a Fucking Riot. Every jounal, every post makes me laugh or smile. I dig you a lot.
im gonna try and talk my way into an editing job at horrible histories.
not that i have any experiace, or qualifications and i dont know how to use quark express, but i do have balls.
and a friend who works there.
maybe thats enough.
not that i have any experiace, or qualifications and i dont know how to use quark express, but i do have balls.
and a friend who works there.
maybe thats enough.
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wated:
That sounds perfect.
catcher01:
You ma'am are a cullinary genius. Any more yummy veggie recipies?
a year ago today-ish cuntface brought me a one way ticket to splitsville on the lonely hearts express.
yep. pretty much to the hour he called me while i was on my way home to say he found someone he liked better. he said she reminded him of me. what a dick. and that very night he still sent me a text saying "i still...
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yep. pretty much to the hour he called me while i was on my way home to say he found someone he liked better. he said she reminded him of me. what a dick. and that very night he still sent me a text saying "i still...
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matt_organic:
In my experience it's girls who move straight from one man to the next by lining them up and then moving on. Maybe it's just people who do it and we only notice it in our opposite sex.
matt_organic:
P.S. Why did my braids scare you?
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lizi:
hahahahaha, i love you, thats brilliant time for new sex toys i feel...
time for new sex toys i feel...
lizi:
oh peep toe shoes are the sex!
no need for a hobby, get one of these
iwantitiwantitiwantit
no need for a hobby, get one of these
iwantitiwantitiwantit
xoxoox jimmmeeee