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tigerpig

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Thursday May 20, 2004

May 20, 2004
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i brought a violin.

my parents had a huge fight about it. my dad said he would stop loving me if i got one. he said that there are 2 people in the world who can play the violin well and that the rest are hacks and that i will never be once of those two people.

i told him that i can been a secret violin admire for 24 years and i cant lie to myself anymore.

my mom then asked me about my guitar, which is stupid because i never had any guitar lessons (thanks mom).

so, with great zeal and passion i purchased my new violin, and named it Karamazov, to match my guitar and i now have the brothers karamazov to amuse me.

anyway, by the time i got home and fooled around with the thing, i was begining think that maybe i made a mistake. it was out of tune, and i dont know how to tune it, and i dont know how to hold it, or play it.

so i traded it with my uncle for some apple pie and ice cream.

he had it for a while and then traded it back for a cup or tea.

which makes me the winner. i had apple pie, ice cream and a violin. I RULE!

of course, no one is talking to me, but i care not.

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memorandom:
great story, i had a similar dose of malarkey when i wanted to get a guitar years ago, and of course, did, and it gathered dust for most of the nineties. but i'm soirt of learning to play it now. even though it's out of tune. we'll just pretend that it's intentionally tuned that way, shall we? mmm hmm.

kiss
May 20, 2004
colonelswishhips:
Edited to move to the current journal entry. D'oh!

[Edited on May 21, 2004 4:17PM]
May 21, 2004

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