tiger_fodder

So I decided that I was going to try my hand at being a lab rat. A few months ago I was diagnosed with Fibromyalgia. Nevermind that most people that have this are women. I heard about a drug study and thought, "what the hell!" Anyway, I went to the clinic today. I filled out a shit load of documents and signed my privacy away. I had a mental health screening. They did not find out I am a nut, so everything was going well. I was very truthful on the effect of this "affliction" on me, which has been pretty mild considering what others go through. I was turned down! I am not sick enough. On the bright side, I got $30 for my trouble.