Evil Customer part the second:
Me: That will be $2.12
Her: Hands me $2
Me: Ummm... It was $2.12
Her: Blank stare
Me: I need 12 nore cents
Her: Blank stare.
Me: Looks at her friends hopefully until one of them gave me the extra 12 cents.
Me: (thinking) It's called fucking tax people come on!!!!!
Mind you this lady could hear fine and was...
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Me: That will be $2.12
Her: Hands me $2
Me: Ummm... It was $2.12
Her: Blank stare
Me: I need 12 nore cents
Her: Blank stare.
Me: Looks at her friends hopefully until one of them gave me the extra 12 cents.
Me: (thinking) It's called fucking tax people come on!!!!!
Mind you this lady could hear fine and was...
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Me: Can I hep you?
Evil Customer: Yeah, I heard about this book on the radio. I don't know the title or author or anything but it was about the sepcial services.
Me: Let me see what I can do.
Evil Customer: OK
Me: (typing) There are 251 titles with that in the name.
Evil Customer: Maybe it was special forces....
Me: (typing) There are...
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Evil Customer: Yeah, I heard about this book on the radio. I don't know the title or author or anything but it was about the sepcial services.
Me: Let me see what I can do.
Evil Customer: OK
Me: (typing) There are 251 titles with that in the name.
Evil Customer: Maybe it was special forces....
Me: (typing) There are...
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unique3:
haha. thats funny. I hate it when people say back to you what you just said in the form of a question. silly people.
lightbulbjack:
Ive been working my butt off. Thats the only reason I havent commented on your hopeful set. I saw your set at X's house. Believe me I know you are a smoking hot sexy babe.
Nekkid Girls tonight, YAY!!!! Is it perverted that a bunch of people who met on a porn site are all meeting up at a strip club?
Shooting a mini-set today. If all goes right it should be in the hopefuls group tonight so everyone look out for it!!!!
I got the charger for my gameboy and now I'm addicted again.
Why does Tetris have to...
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Shooting a mini-set today. If all goes right it should be in the hopefuls group tonight so everyone look out for it!!!!
I got the charger for my gameboy and now I'm addicted again.
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beledi:
hope the strip club night went well (and i don't think it's perverted at all).
twwly:
My BIGGEST pet peeve is when girls boyfriends say it's OK for them to fuck women, but not other men. To me, that TOTALLY devalues lesbian relationships. Makes me very...angry.
Going to put the application in at the big bad factory today. Arg!!! I really don't want to but, FUCK, I can't deal with being poor anymore!!! Fiberglass bathtubs here I come. 
Edit: SG just randomly logged me out. Does this mean someone has my password? Should I change it?
Edit: SG just randomly logged me out. Does this mean someone has my password? Should I change it?
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greekgeek:
Fiberglass? Like those $5,000 Bobba Fett statues you can buy from Star Wars Insider?
mylf:
I'd change the password. I just got over MAJOR SG password issues. but all is better now and I can feel free to spend all my free hours posting on a porn site 
A friend of mine made me watch A Bronx Tale when he heard that I hadn't seen it. I now do the same to people. Such a great flick.
And I
The Craft. I was so glad it was on Cable the other day. my tape just bit the dust.
A friend of mine made me watch A Bronx Tale when he heard that I hadn't seen it. I now do the same to people. Such a great flick.
And I
The Craft. I was so glad it was on Cable the other day. my tape just bit the dust.O.k. Its update time yay!!!!
Noone has guessed the link yet, I guess next time I'll have to make it easier for you guys. No cyber cookies for you mwahahaha.
Spending alot of time with Joe lately. I don't know where its going but I hope its good.
My cat is horney. I don't know why (hes fixed) but he keeps humping stuff with that...
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Noone has guessed the link yet, I guess next time I'll have to make it easier for you guys. No cyber cookies for you mwahahaha.
Spending alot of time with Joe lately. I don't know where its going but I hope its good.
My cat is horney. I don't know why (hes fixed) but he keeps humping stuff with that...
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x:
i dont think so.. since every picutre has a different boy
nopantsdave:
Any plans for tonight? I should be out of work by 7ish....we should do something.
Yesterday was crazy insane.
The day started off alright I when to give a presentation for the nonprofit I work for. It when as usually. Here's a little shock value guilty trip for you each one of there paper dolls represents a child who died in the past year out of either drug/achol abuse, anger, or suicide. This might not have happened if YOU were...
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The day started off alright I when to give a presentation for the nonprofit I work for. It when as usually. Here's a little shock value guilty trip for you each one of there paper dolls represents a child who died in the past year out of either drug/achol abuse, anger, or suicide. This might not have happened if YOU were...
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x:
hey you should come on aim sometime 
speedphreak:
Hey! The bass player for Love Muffin, what's her name? I was telling someone at work about the band and he knew who I was talking about but I couldn't remember her name. The guitarists name was Dave? Right?
I have to go to work in 10 min. but this needed to be said. NoPantsDave is an amazing person. Those of you who don't know him, really, really should!!!
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mikael:
Yeah, and he's finally on my friends list!
nopantsdave:
Hey....what are you up to tonight? I only work until 2 and I have nothing going on afterward. If you've nothing planned, we should do something.
I have this big long post planned out but somehow at 3:15 in the morning I just don't feel like it. So I leave you all with this:
Bubble Scotch
Bubble Scotch
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nopantsdave:
My eloquence quotient is currently flagging due to lack of sleep.....when I am more rested I will break with tradition.....
nopantsdave:
Seems I still had my eloquence after all.....
Pink is still my favorite color but I loved Ash so much i switched to red and black This post is overdue but i have news.
My cats are gay.
I caught Gir humping Lunar and they are both boys. Gir had the little icky pink thing and everything
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay i just didn't think thats cats were...
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This post is overdue but i have news.
My cats are gay.
I caught Gir humping Lunar and they are both boys. Gir had the little icky pink thing and everything
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feltonjoe:
Hello there thanks for stoppin bye!
thanks for stoppin bye!hehehehe "Pink is my favorite color" My favorite all match now I'm such a cheese ball sometimes. Anyways, I went to x's house this weekend to look through my photos and pick the best ones and thought I was going to die on the way up there. The wind was blowing so hard my car was all over the place. It made me really...
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I'm such a cheese ball sometimes. Anyways, I went to x's house this weekend to look through my photos and pick the best ones and thought I was going to die on the way up there. The wind was blowing so hard my car was all over the place. It made me really... Read More
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painjunkie06:
I despise cell phones as well, but when not abused, they can be quite handy. I hardly have mine on..
willdabeast:
thanks for the ride today. you're a life saver! 3 hours of sleep was kicking my ass. you are my favorite pirate! 
This post is way overdue!!! Friday Night was awesome! There are a few cloudy spots but I think most of them wre good. (couch pile????? when WAS that??) Anyways I'm glad I got to meet a bunch of the people i didn't get to meet at the burleque show and glad i got to hang out more with some people I did. I am forever...
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oninotaki:
What did I tell you on the couch?
speedphreak:
Hey! You Kick Ass!
Need I say more?
Need I say more?
This is going to be quick entry 'cuz I have to head off you work in about 10 min. but I thought I should post. I broke up with my boyfriend this morning. It's not as sad as it sounds, as far as breakups go it was acually pretty nice. It just wasn't working anymore and I think we might acually get to be friends....
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evanx:
You don't remember the couch pile? Blame it on Captain Morgan.....
_sarah_:
I don't remember the couch pile either, but we all have pictures. That's the best thing about a party. I end up with pictures I don't remember taking. 
Then they blame you when the prices go up!
Yeah! Like YOU set the prices!
I just mumble under my breath at them "a little engaging of the brain goes a long way"
Click on the Samuri Lapin part....that's the samuri bunny I was talking about....it's fucking hilarious.