tiberius

Just saw Spider-Man 2. Happy-happy-joy-joy thoughts abound. But I just had to share: our neighbors informed us that a previous tenant of our apartment was none other than Alfred Molina. That's right, I sit on Doc Ock's throne!

Not even here a half hour and Im already sick of work. Maybe I just need to have more fun on the weekends. Thats what Ive been told anyway. I admit, I am a bit of a homebody but I think thats for the best. Any trip to the mall, to the movies, out to dinner - just getting on the freeways has me wishing...
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All is well.

Friday night is a total blur. It was the roomie's birthday. Why... Why Trader Vics? Overpriced and watered down...

He used to to work at ICM so of course there was the Upwardly mobile of LA to contend with. Luckily there was still a good turn out of actual friends, so good times were had by all. I guess... Had to go...
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I finally got to the see the woman in action this weekend. No, she's not a porn star. She's a tour guide at Universal Studios. No shit. It was kinda bizarre seeing the asian tourists snapping pictures of her. But I guess that's what's cool about that gig: it's one of those iconic L.A. jobs. Most every tourist who comes to L.A. goes on the...
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They say that the key to success in any job is making yourself invaluable. But sometimes I think that you can become too invaluable. In the (almost) four years that Ive been at this job, I think Ive done just about every duty. I started off in accounting matching invoices, worked my way into receptionist and then assistant. Finally I became story editor/creative exec. But...
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How is it that the sports gene just skipped right over me? I have testicles. Shouldn't that count for something? But no... No interest whatsoever.

Basketball's OK. I mean it's whatchable. But I just don't care.

The worst part is I live with a ticket broker. Thus we have to watch everything - or at least keep flipping over to keep tabs on the games...
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I feel so much better now! And thankfully, no sarong!

But I did get a nifty commemorative bottle of Coke sporting Mickey Mouse. I had no idea that Coke was the crown jewel of Atlanta. And I understand that coke is the generic term for soda down there. Like pop is in the Midwest. Interesting

Is it me, or does Coke actually taste better out...
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Ah, the good lady doth return today! Very soon there shall be much fornicating. Beer and blowjobs for all my men! (I'll buy the first round, but find your own chickie)

The woman's been gone for five days now. She's been down in Atlanta at some pagan retreat... dancing naked with pagans, I guess... I don't really know what they do.

What blows my mind is she's there with a former sorority sister. Can you believe that? It's like a bad movie. As a matter of fact, I think there was some movie about a sorority/coven...
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God I'm hungover...