I went to a renaissance faire this weekend. My girl got me into these, but being a geek I have a natural disposition towards such things. The fact that you can drink copious amounts of beer and view unprecedented amounts of cleavage in one place makes them a true pleasure. But this time around I realized that these faires are like the antithesis of AA. I mean really, never have I seen do many functional alcoholics in one place. They drink from morning till night, and then some day after day after day! Theyre so drunk they dont realize how ridiculous they look. Theyre so drunk they dont realize that its not the seventeenth century.
And this is why like them.
Shitty part is, we got so drunk that as we didnt realize how drunk we were until we got on the highway. I ended up spending $100 at the shittiest hotel room Ive ever spent $100 for And there wasnt even hotel sex to be had. We both passed right out.
I wonder what that desk clerk was thinking when he saw the tall drunk guy with the sword walking in at 2 AM
And this is why like them.
Shitty part is, we got so drunk that as we didnt realize how drunk we were until we got on the highway. I ended up spending $100 at the shittiest hotel room Ive ever spent $100 for And there wasnt even hotel sex to be had. We both passed right out.
I wonder what that desk clerk was thinking when he saw the tall drunk guy with the sword walking in at 2 AM