Well I don't know about you, but tanned ta-ta's are to die for...burned boobies however, are a completely different story. *sigh* So I was all excited about finally getting some sun on "the twins" and so of course I fixed myself a little drinkie-poo and okay, I'll come clean...I did something I havn't done in aaaages...rolled a nice little joint with some of the "Acapulco...
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kristi:
I have the pics up of the dress actually 
I usually shop at Forever 21...but it all depends..I go thrifting a lot too..heh Oooh, so the Spice Channel is like Playboy? neeeto!
I usually shop at Forever 21...but it all depends..I go thrifting a lot too..heh Oooh, so the Spice Channel is like Playboy? neeeto! 
the_o_man:
Aww , I hope the Bazoomba Twins are feeling better! Ciao For Now Cutie ^_*
Top o' the mornin to my lovely SG friends! So it turns out I had *nothing* to worry about. Doris hasn't said a word about Mr. Snuckles being missing. I don't think she's even noticed because her bad leg has kept her indoors for a few days...and you know what that means? Topless sunbathing without having to worry about Doris peeping over the hedges. 
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sparkle:
ding
sylvain:
Those eyes on your dog picts are very scary! 
nice meeting you!
Not before I was born! Hey I'm a gemini too? when are you?
[Edited on May 14, 2003]
nice meeting you!
Not before I was born! Hey I'm a gemini too? when are you?
[Edited on May 14, 2003]
Oh my god, I have a HUGE dilemma. I woke up this morning and was planning on catching some rays by the pool...so I slip into my robe and go downstairs to heat up the pool and my neighbor's CAT was FLOATING in the hot tub. I panicked. My neighbor, Doris, is a senior and she's VERY excitable. Last summer she threatened to sue me...
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portia:
damn I want some peaches cam!
n:
i could go for a cinnabon right now...mmm.
Oh dear, I got so busy working on my tanline I forgot to update here and apparently a few of you got worried about little ol' me. How sweet. I'm as happy as a clam, bronzed like a coppertone baby and looking forward to summmmmertime! 
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jason:
bring some of that dry leathery goldeness back to nyc before june. we need you at field day.
mrzablowdowski:
knock it out of the park!
Ladies, have any of you ever gotten a Brazilian that went wrong? Horribly wrong? Because yesterday I tried a new place that threw in a mani/pedi deal and I got burned. LITERALLY. *ouch*
Today my plans include sitting on the couch with an ice pack on my cooter and watching my tapes of the first season of American Idol. I just looove that Simon Cowell.
Today my plans include sitting on the couch with an ice pack on my cooter and watching my tapes of the first season of American Idol. I just looove that Simon Cowell.
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jericho42011:
cooter? that rules
planty:
what do you consider a younger man...
Golly, I'm pooped. Making sweet love sweat sure is hard work. What a workout! I know you're dying for the dirty details but I'm still trying to collect myself over here. Let me just say that my little sexcapade involved three tanned and trim men in the 'cuzzi, a couple of pitchers of margaritas and an order of crunchy Gorditas from Taco Bell. (Have I...
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aster:
gold bikini? that's SO princess leia!
n:
a poo nanny takes care of baby poo until they mature and are able to go out into the world on their own. if the poo nanny dies (or is severley injured) the poo will have no guidance, begin to rebel and do as it pleases. the result is diarrhea and constipation.
p.s. have some piet cake before its all gone!
p.s. have some piet cake before its all gone!
I just got a *very* interesting propostion from an SG member who is in Jersey for business. He asked if I'd like to have a little fun with him... 
How should I respond? (I trust you my dear friends to give me good advice on this one). Afterall, even a sassy silver fox such as myself is in need of some sexy springtime lovin'.
ps....
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How should I respond? (I trust you my dear friends to give me good advice on this one). Afterall, even a sassy silver fox such as myself is in need of some sexy springtime lovin'.
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desiderata:
on the schooner under the stars? mmhmm....
pirateking8:
HERE'S MY NEW TATT WHAT DO YOU THINK??
-ELVIS-
-ELVIS-
Yesterday I decided I wanted to treat myself to a lil' retail therapy so I called up one of my oldest friends, Peggy, and we drove into the city to see if we could score some deals at Century 21. For those of you in the tri-state area who have not heard of this place, you are MISSING OUT! it's a huge designer discount store....
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wildsite:
I like your writing.
user8935778:
hi darling!
sorry i did not reply sooner. i was recovering from vegas!
anyhow, im SO jealous of your century 21 excursion! very very jealous! i used to live in philadelphia and spent the summers on the beach in atlantic city.. i saw his wife sitting on the beach next to me. bob saget's wife that is. she was kinda homely! not as pretty as you darling!
your doggies are ADORABLE.
sorry i did not reply sooner. i was recovering from vegas!
anyhow, im SO jealous of your century 21 excursion! very very jealous! i used to live in philadelphia and spent the summers on the beach in atlantic city.. i saw his wife sitting on the beach next to me. bob saget's wife that is. she was kinda homely! not as pretty as you darling!
your doggies are ADORABLE.
Well, what a weekend! My hot date did not call. Trudy was right, flake-o-la men are not for me. It must have been fate though because Rod, an old boyfriend of mine called and we went dancing. Wooo! Fun. We capped the night off with a dip in my hot tub and some bubbles...
I woke up early this morning to do some bodywork...just a...
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freyja__:
rod.
such a porn name!
hee hee
;>
such a porn name!
hee hee
;>
_michael:
now you look like some hot stuff!!!!
Peaches is a sad mamacita today. My hot date hasn't called me back yet. The doggies are moping today too because I havn't taken them out for their walk yet. I decided to call Trudy, my adviser from the Psychic Friends Network and as usual, she made me feel a whole lot better. She said if Mr. Hot Date does not call by 6pm tonight,...
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papawheelie:
so I got a splorch of grease on a very vintage springsteen shirt today and for some reason instead of getting bugged about it I thought of you (having just scoped out your profile the other day...)
god bless the internet *snigger*
god bless the internet *snigger*
the_o_man:
Thanks for the kisses cutie ^_^ Hope your smiling! Happy Easter! Ciao For Now Peaches ^_* The O Man