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Oh dear, I got so busy working on my tanline I forgot to update here and apparently a few of you got worried about little ol' me. How sweet. I'm as happy as a clam, bronzed like a coppertone baby and looking forward to summmmmertime! kiss

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jason:
bring some of that dry leathery goldeness back to nyc before june. we need you at field day.
mrzablowdowski:
knock it out of the park!
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Ladies, have any of you ever gotten a Brazilian that went wrong? Horribly wrong? Because yesterday I tried a new place that threw in a mani/pedi deal and I got burned. LITERALLY. *ouch*

Today my plans include sitting on the couch with an ice pack on my cooter and watching my tapes of the first season of American Idol. I just looove that Simon Cowell.

kiss

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jericho42011:
cooter? that rules
planty:
what do you consider a younger man...
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Golly, I'm pooped. Making sweet love sweat sure is hard work. What a workout! I know you're dying for the dirty details but I'm still trying to collect myself over here. Let me just say that my little sexcapade involved three tanned and trim men in the 'cuzzi, a couple of pitchers of margaritas and an order of crunchy Gorditas from Taco Bell. (Have I...
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aster:
gold bikini? that's SO princess leia!
n:
a poo nanny takes care of baby poo until they mature and are able to go out into the world on their own. if the poo nanny dies (or is severley injured) the poo will have no guidance, begin to rebel and do as it pleases. the result is diarrhea and constipation.

p.s. have some piet cake before its all gone!
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I just got a *very* interesting propostion from an SG member who is in Jersey for business. He asked if I'd like to have a little fun with him... shocked biggrin

How should I respond? (I trust you my dear friends to give me good advice on this one). Afterall, even a sassy silver fox such as myself is in need of some sexy springtime lovin'.

ps....
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desiderata:
on the schooner under the stars? mmhmm....
pirateking8:
HERE'S MY NEW TATT WHAT DO YOU THINK??

-ELVIS-wink
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Yesterday I decided I wanted to treat myself to a lil' retail therapy so I called up one of my oldest friends, Peggy, and we drove into the city to see if we could score some deals at Century 21. For those of you in the tri-state area who have not heard of this place, you are MISSING OUT! it's a huge designer discount store....
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wildsite:
I like your writing. biggrin
user8935778:
hi darling!

sorry i did not reply sooner. i was recovering from vegas!

anyhow, im SO jealous of your century 21 excursion! very very jealous! i used to live in philadelphia and spent the summers on the beach in atlantic city.. i saw his wife sitting on the beach next to me. bob saget's wife that is. she was kinda homely! not as pretty as you darling!

your doggies are ADORABLE.
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Well, what a weekend! My hot date did not call. Trudy was right, flake-o-la men are not for me. It must have been fate though because Rod, an old boyfriend of mine called and we went dancing. Wooo! Fun. We capped the night off with a dip in my hot tub and some bubbles...love

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freyja__:
rod.
such a porn name!
hee hee
;>
_michael:
now you look like some hot stuff!!!!
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Peaches is a sad mamacita today. My hot date hasn't called me back yet. The doggies are moping today too because I havn't taken them out for their walk yet. I decided to call Trudy, my adviser from the Psychic Friends Network and as usual, she made me feel a whole lot better. She said if Mr. Hot Date does not call by 6pm tonight,...
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papawheelie:
so I got a splorch of grease on a very vintage springsteen shirt today and for some reason instead of getting bugged about it I thought of you (having just scoped out your profile the other day...)

god bless the internet *snigger*
the_o_man:
Thanks for the kisses cutie ^_^ Hope your smiling! Happy Easter! Ciao For Now Peaches ^_* The O Man
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I had to take Sinbad to the vet this morning...poor baby had to get his toenails clipped. He whined all the way there. Sinbad hates the vet, even though I think he's kind of cute wink

I taped Regis and Kelly. I get agitated if I miss a single episode. It's my favorite daytime show, outside of Jenny Jones. I have to admit, Kelly is a...
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ponyboy_curtis:
what i wouldn't give to see "ManhattanTransfer Parking Lot".
justinhell:
sorry I took so long to respond to your post. I have been a very busy boy.

and to answer your inquiry.......yes. The rest of me is quite large as well.

manhattan transfer huh?
I've been listening to rumors alot lately, but I don't know about barenaked ladies. maybe it would be a good time to start downloading some new stuff. no offense of course, it's just always good to check out what's out there, though I do understand sticking with the old standby's.....mine are a just a little different.
Oh well, different strokes they say.
take care.

hell.
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I'm exhausted...hot date last night. I don't kiss and tell but I'll give you some hints: pineapple daquiris and buffalo wings, hot tub under a full moon, makin' waves on my waterbed...*naughty* I'm pooped so I'm gonna go fix myself a rum and Tab and paint my nails.

Go tell this lady how lovely she is. love

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a35mmlife:
nothing like soaking the feet and glass of fine box wine to start the week off right... toodles
dollface:
i like tab and bourbon. tab has such a pretty can.
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kiss
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dollface:
i'm hexed i'm vexed

i missed you soooooo much
ilovemikehunt:
such a sophisticated lady...it's too fuckin cool that you're here.
i love your favorite sexual position, hehe. when harry met sally is a good movie, but what's even better is the deli in which meg ryan fakes her orgasm...that place is the illest! if ever in ny, go to katz's!
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♥ ♥ ♥

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johncocktoastin:
_junior_ is my favorite.....mysterious and beautiful....
incest:
i could help..melt.

these fumes smell like sweet potatoes.
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guess i'm just lucky?

THNX

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pilar:
lucky like a horseshoe....
can i hang you over my door?
incest:
could be...