thursday

Moved into a new apartment about two years ago. Manager of apt. was a nice lady, in her 30's, with like, 8 kids. Pretty lady, too. About after I moved in, I forgot there were signs up around the complex, saying that people would be coming into the apartments to check for leaks, and make sure the fire alarms worked. When I got in that morning from work, (I worked the graveyard shift back then), her and her lil mexican buddy were checking out my fire alarm. She nicely said, "we checked you bathroom, you have a slight leak, we'll be by to fix it." As they left I freaked out, remembering what I had left in the bathroom the night before. Of course, I rushed to the bathroom, where this nice apartment manager and her Joe Fixit buddy had just been, and, sure enough, right in front of the toilet, where I had left it, and COULD NOT BE MISSED...

Some disgusting, skanky, lowest-of-the-low porno mag, spread wide open to some chick with her legs spread wiiiide open for the world to see.

Couldn't look that manager straight in the eye for God knows how long after that...

Hm.......funny story...........Britney Spears is engaged! Hahahahhaha.......uh.....yeah.