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Tuesday Aug 12, 2003

Aug 12, 2003
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bitchin' rad! i just found out my third set is queued. at least that doesn't mean indefinite waiting anymore. w00t! shiza, now like an evil monkey i must cling to my photographer's back in order to get a fourth set shot. bwahahahahahaha...

alright, today's entry was inspired by ticktock, who in an email mentioned something about how he was afraid my voice would be squeaky. weirdo. do i look like a squeaker to you? that's what i thought...

once a upon a time a million years ago i was returning to my seasonal place of work. in high school, there was one store in a nearby mall that would take me for every holiday rush. (RIP, they just went bankrupt and closed the store) i had worked a couple seasons there already, but at least one new employee had been hired in my absence. the first time i spoke with this employee was over the phone.
later in the season he mentioned that i didn't look a thing like what he had expected after hearing my voice. so of course i totally nagged him to tell me what he had thought i was going to look like.
turns out, (to him anyway) i sounded like a short, chubby, middle-aged black woman.
yeah, no KIDDING i didn't look like what he was expecting. needless to say, i've always found this story entertaining and i hope you do too. smile
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mephausto:
people say that my voice makes me sound like a large black man.

sheeeeeit.

wish i wouldn't have been as burned out when you were down. looked for the operation, but don't think the company's still in business that was making it out here, but I saw some still shots and I definitely want to keep searching for it. come back soon.
Aug 17, 2003
velvetkither:
weezy, weezy, is dat you, get back in dah kitchen and fetch my suppa, damn if weezy aint get me no suppa.
Aug 17, 2003

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