throwdownthemic

I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feeling ???

Try This...... I Promise You'll feel better.





1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"
6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the...
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So everything is fucking sucking today. I go to school, dont have my Spanish book, and am now a class behind everyone else, cause im a fucking moron. Then I leave school cause i was starving for some SUBWAY..... come back and literaly NO PARKING SPOT.... Seriously

So I had to park on the fucking Soccer Field and walk 574 miles to class.

THEN I...
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MUSTARD ON MY WINDSHIELD!?!?!?!

Those Assholes at work decided to write "I <3 boys" on my windshield in mustard. And no one wanted to tell me who did it..... So what did I do you ask??? Well I narrowed it down to two people, Jeff and Monica..... Monica always has a guilty look on her face, so while she was busy i went after her...
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Expertise: Breakdowns. turn arounds. two steppin. body twistin. sky swinging. leg slinging. floor punchin. toe touchin. Banshee wails. ferocious yells...... and well hxc sleeping parties, drive'n passenger, and sleeping, anywhere, any place, any time, any situation, and or environment


So I stole it from some girls AIM profile.... big deal





I make mistakes you Shitface.

LAST...
Movie you rented = Resivour Dogs
Movie you bought = MEMENTO & Short Circut
Song you listened to = "Rappers Delight"
Song that was stuck in your head = "A message to you" -The SPECIALS
CD you bought = Matthew Good "White Light Rock & Roll Review"
CD you listened to = Rage Agaisnt The Machine "Battle of Los Angeles"
Person you called =...
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I need a Girl who will Dance to Michael Bolton with me.

I ALMOST FUCKING DIED!!!!!!!!

I was driving back to school to add/drop some classes. and driving down this nice straight strip of road.... the car coming the other direction started crossing into my lane.. ... at first i thought it was someone i knew dicking around, but then i remembered i was in my moms car (mine is up on jacks)......and the car kept coming.......
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The Patriot Act is mostly about amending existing laws. So, In order to read the Patriot Act, you need to have all the other laws written in the past century in order to see what sentence or phrase the Patriot Act is changing.

For instance, here is how Section 220 of the USA Patriot Act reads:



SEC.220. NATIONWIDE SERVICE SEARCH OF WARRENTS FOR ELECTRONIC EVIDENCE....
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Dan's "OF THE DAY" List


Band of the day:
Alexisonfire

Song of the day:
ACDC "Thunderstruck"

Beverage of the day:
Mountain Dew Pitch Black(nasty)

TV Show of the day:
ROSEANNE (fucking love her)

News of the day:
I'm going to apply at Van Heusen.... and sell ties.....

Shirt of the Day:
WGR550 Sports Radio Tshirt I stole from the promotions department while working at Entercom...
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I NEED SOME FRIENDS


Honest, Im a good guy, IM me, I just need some friends, Jewlie is an awesome girl, but not always around. Fell free to Apply within. All applications accepted, with IM.