I like to hold in my piss when I drink.
It's a problem I have, I think. The feeling and the sensation of letting it all out when you've downed a few pints or beers is why I drink.
It's like achieving in your pants in 4th grade to the hot French teacher.
Nothing quite like it.
On another note, I hope I win the...
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It's a problem I have, I think. The feeling and the sensation of letting it all out when you've downed a few pints or beers is why I drink.
It's like achieving in your pants in 4th grade to the hot French teacher.
Nothing quite like it.
On another note, I hope I win the...
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Ive got Jungle Fever...
I'm in love with a girl from work.
Her name is Hilda and she's a single mom, about 34, with 2 kids.....and ghetto as fuck! I think she was a crack-head/hooker back in the day that "found" God and then got her shit together. Gold teeth, wigs, decals on her nails, and a "I don't give a fuck" attitude. She wears...
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I'm in love with a girl from work.
Her name is Hilda and she's a single mom, about 34, with 2 kids.....and ghetto as fuck! I think she was a crack-head/hooker back in the day that "found" God and then got her shit together. Gold teeth, wigs, decals on her nails, and a "I don't give a fuck" attitude. She wears...
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takeshi21:
Have I mentioned to you recently just HOW MUCH THE METS SUCK!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
boxterjulep:
You going to Popeye's? Pick me up, homz.
Mug, mug, mug....
I ate an Avocado/Turkey/Bean Sprout/Swiss Cheese sandwich today at work. Thats how fun work was today. My stomach hurted for 5 hours after that. I think I might be allergic to them or something.
I'm talking about Avocados (shut yo' mouth!)
Last thing I remember being allergic to was crab. Me and my moms and step-pops went to Red Lobster for Father's...
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I ate an Avocado/Turkey/Bean Sprout/Swiss Cheese sandwich today at work. Thats how fun work was today. My stomach hurted for 5 hours after that. I think I might be allergic to them or something.
I'm talking about Avocados (shut yo' mouth!)
Last thing I remember being allergic to was crab. Me and my moms and step-pops went to Red Lobster for Father's...
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mtlqueen:
where's my big pimp daddy at? you never be here when i be needin' yo sweeeeeeeetness, T!
earplug6947:
why do you lie about sandwiches you've eaten. it is SO WEIRD!
Word to the Muthafuckah!
Didn't eat anything for lunch, but I did drink like 2 jugs of coffee. This is usually not my norm, but I just needed to keep myself entertained at work. Work is fucking boring. I should've called in sick again.
Listening to Fugazi "13 Songs" in my cubicle was very nostalgic today though. Reminded me of taking the bus and Metro-Rail...
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Didn't eat anything for lunch, but I did drink like 2 jugs of coffee. This is usually not my norm, but I just needed to keep myself entertained at work. Work is fucking boring. I should've called in sick again.
Listening to Fugazi "13 Songs" in my cubicle was very nostalgic today though. Reminded me of taking the bus and Metro-Rail...
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girlcatx:
actually, i am sushi's bitch. give me sushi, and i will do terrible degrading things. i am a sushi whore.
uuunh. must sleep.
south florida reprazant! yo.
mmmm cuban food.
good ole fugazi. i saw them for the first time in st pete. they rocked. for $5. gotta love those guys.
duh, i KNOW texas is the reason, i'm just sayin it's one of my favorite band names EVER. that and sweep the leg johnny.
uuunh. must sleep.
south florida reprazant! yo.
mmmm cuban food.
good ole fugazi. i saw them for the first time in st pete. they rocked. for $5. gotta love those guys.
duh, i KNOW texas is the reason, i'm just sayin it's one of my favorite band names EVER. that and sweep the leg johnny.
gram:
straight up kid, you gotta give more points!!! tha jews/christians got some silly little nuclear device(s) which is tha'gizza compared to a "dirty bomb", which i must admit, sounds pretty hot!
It's pretty funny how small the world really is.
All you have to do is mention Manny Malchiodi and its all "put your hands in da eahh, if youse a true playah!"
It's been nice staying home all day and watching shitty movies like Liberty Heights and Bullets Over Broadway while doing the IM thing.
I miss staying home all day and not shaving at...
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All you have to do is mention Manny Malchiodi and its all "put your hands in da eahh, if youse a true playah!"
It's been nice staying home all day and watching shitty movies like Liberty Heights and Bullets Over Broadway while doing the IM thing.
I miss staying home all day and not shaving at...
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mtlqueen:
I'm gonna stab you in the head!
With my dick!
And blood's gonna come out!
(if you get this one we're getting married. i'll start a harem if i have to...actually, that doesn't sound so bad...)
With my dick!
And blood's gonna come out!
(if you get this one we're getting married. i'll start a harem if i have to...actually, that doesn't sound so bad...)
takeshi21:
I tell my pets everyday to get jobs. You figure that between 2 cats and 2 dogs that they could figure something out. Lazy pieces of shit!
Oh yeah!
I'm playing hooky today from work! I did feel kinda shitty and wheezy, since I'm an asthmatic and all, but nothing the mighty Albuterol can't help! They can't do shit to me. Triad is my bitch.
So I is funna be going to go get me some McDonald's breakfast. Ham Egg and Cheese Bagel w/ 2 hashbrowns and a large Orange drink sounds...
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I'm playing hooky today from work! I did feel kinda shitty and wheezy, since I'm an asthmatic and all, but nothing the mighty Albuterol can't help! They can't do shit to me. Triad is my bitch.
So I is funna be going to go get me some McDonald's breakfast. Ham Egg and Cheese Bagel w/ 2 hashbrowns and a large Orange drink sounds...
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neon:
no i never worked at starbucks. my soul's worth a bit more then that. but i did work in a coffee shop and i recently quit. what brought on your starbucks employee fetish?
linz:
fire in
Got pretty wrecked at Shea and Ken's during football today. I haven't smoked that much in a long while. Bonged out even. Making up rap songs about birds, semen and Chef Boy-ardee to the tune of "Miss You" by the Stones while watching the Jets AND Giants win was definitely interesting and funny as hell.
Some of my negros will be over to watch the...
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Some of my negros will be over to watch the...
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maelwys:
25 and a six pack will do quite nicely.
Geez, you look well happy in that one. Must of been some good stuff.
Geez, you look well happy in that one. Must of been some good stuff.
joyrider:
rock n roll animal = best live album ever. fucking EVER. sex / droogs / androgyny.
So I didnt go see "Empire" last night with Fara the Adelphia Cable Disconnection Princess. I really didnt feel like doing much of anything yesterday, so I stayed home and cleaned the apartment and did some laundry. I just needed to have one of those days where you stay home all day and watch movies...maybe order a pizza. Today after football and the Sopranos I'll...
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maelwys:
Never! My lot will be relegated before anyone else, we got to be good at something 
although they are close
although they are close
t3chmonkey:
that's too good." Leave it to Beaver" vs. After School Special. I'm rhetorically asking you if i can steal that.
FUCKING RIGHT!
"Paul Scholes! Scores goals! He scores goals! Paul Scholes, Paul Scholes..."
2-0 over Arsenal and 3 points from the top of the table.
Fuck off Gooner twats!
Speaking of twat, last night was yet another interesting night of borderline fights and getting kicked out of the bar madness. Nick ended up hitting on this Jockboy's girlfriend and nearly getting his face bashed in...
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"Paul Scholes! Scores goals! He scores goals! Paul Scholes, Paul Scholes..."
2-0 over Arsenal and 3 points from the top of the table.
Fuck off Gooner twats!
Speaking of twat, last night was yet another interesting night of borderline fights and getting kicked out of the bar madness. Nick ended up hitting on this Jockboy's girlfriend and nearly getting his face bashed in...
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nudwig:
aah shit, this makes me miss my old friends.
joyrider:
an ex of mine was real big on queen's park rangers. it made for a laugh.
It's been a bloody stupid day...don't leave the light on baby. I'll see you sometime maybe...
Watching "King of New York" with the boys last night was sublime. I think Tim fucked up my insinkerator when he made spaghetti with butter and oregano during one of his typical stoned/munchies activities, but it's all good..yeahhhhh... RESPECT!
Going out with the boys tonight! Bring da Muthaphuckin Rawkus!...
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Watching "King of New York" with the boys last night was sublime. I think Tim fucked up my insinkerator when he made spaghetti with butter and oregano during one of his typical stoned/munchies activities, but it's all good..yeahhhhh... RESPECT!
Going out with the boys tonight! Bring da Muthaphuckin Rawkus!...
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maelwys:
A nice 2-0 win for your lot 
jovanka:
Yeah Leboswki, ve'll cut off your johnson Lebowski...
queens in the house!
haaay ho-o.