Whole-sale supermarkets fucking suck
I was in COSTCO last night with my brother
To buy some things I thought I needed for the pad
And I walk in and I don't know,
I was just so fucking overwhelmed with anything and everything.
Just the mass quantities of shit that I knew at least
Half of was going to get wasted just fucking made me wanna...
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I was in COSTCO last night with my brother
To buy some things I thought I needed for the pad
And I walk in and I don't know,
I was just so fucking overwhelmed with anything and everything.
Just the mass quantities of shit that I knew at least
Half of was going to get wasted just fucking made me wanna...
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n:
um, i need my tampons back.
girlcatx:
they have costco in korea, too. i haven some pals that shop there and by mass quantities of cheese and scones. mmmm cheeese.
So I was trying to light up a bowl
When I realized that I was burning
Some of my eyelashes and part of my eyebrows
That terrible burnt bacon-like smell of hair kills me everytime.
Anyone stupid enough to understand how much this hurts?
...and oh yeah, I got Logan's Run on DVD for 6 bucks!
: Grandaddy - Broken Household Appliance National Forest :
When I realized that I was burning
Some of my eyelashes and part of my eyebrows
That terrible burnt bacon-like smell of hair kills me everytime.
Anyone stupid enough to understand how much this hurts?
...and oh yeah, I got Logan's Run on DVD for 6 bucks!
: Grandaddy - Broken Household Appliance National Forest :
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lundona:
Herb Man Hustlin..you funny bastard..I so feel ya pain, did the lighter on full (guy had turned it up for the bong) ligeting my smoke...and that is the worst smell!
Logans run awww yeah..luv the cute black outfits and the funky ass guns..can you say the future world looks like the backlot hills in southern CA..hey wait thats the same bolder from Star Trek, no..sim mill man...no... A team..nooo..
Love 4 my East Coast Playaz!!
Logans run awww yeah..luv the cute black outfits and the funky ass guns..can you say the future world looks like the backlot hills in southern CA..hey wait thats the same bolder from Star Trek, no..sim mill man...no... A team..nooo..
Love 4 my East Coast Playaz!!
catrafelina:
i once tried to light a j by standing over the gas burner.....der. burnt off a nice patch of hair on the front of my head, my eyelashed and tips of my eyebrows. that should be an anti-drug commercial.
and thanks for the sentiments babe
and thanks for the sentiments babe
I love waking up at 6:35 AM and
Realizing its 34 degrees outside...in South Florida!
Out and out comes out my 'pimp' jacket that
I bought for $5 bucks at the local thrift store
Best $5 bucks I've EVER spent in my life!
I dream of below freezing temperatures
Of swiping my unlimited Metrocard countless times
Of jumping on the F train to a good...
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Realizing its 34 degrees outside...in South Florida!
Out and out comes out my 'pimp' jacket that
I bought for $5 bucks at the local thrift store
Best $5 bucks I've EVER spent in my life!
I dream of below freezing temperatures
Of swiping my unlimited Metrocard countless times
Of jumping on the F train to a good...
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linz:
damn it! i didnt see it! what time does it come on? i hear they show a boobie!
boxterjulep:
i love me city life...
- When people smoke cigarettes, I sneeze
- I'm attracted to Scorpio/Cancer/Libra women
- Bruce Willis in 'Moonlighting' was my IDOL in 5th grade
- My head hurts the next day after rough sex
- I want a 'Pop Copy' training video w/ Michael Rappaport in it
- I've got Erin's W-2 forms from Starbucks
- I will miss Nell Carter from 'Gimme A Break'...
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- I'm attracted to Scorpio/Cancer/Libra women
- Bruce Willis in 'Moonlighting' was my IDOL in 5th grade
- My head hurts the next day after rough sex
- I want a 'Pop Copy' training video w/ Michael Rappaport in it
- I've got Erin's W-2 forms from Starbucks
- I will miss Nell Carter from 'Gimme A Break'...
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gram:
is there any other kind of sex, than rough sex??
jovanka:
you need to come for a visit NOW muthafucka...we can have
a WE MISS NELL smoke-a-thon! We've got a spare room
fully of scary shit that'll give you nightmares for you to sleep in....
a WE MISS NELL smoke-a-thon! We've got a spare room
fully of scary shit that'll give you nightmares for you to sleep in....
Some asshole Jamaican lady sent me this at work....
"Father, in the Name of Jesus,
Open supernatural doors in our lives today.
Save and set free! Give us a double portion of your Spirit
As we take back everything that the devil has stolen:
Emotional Health, Physical Health, Finances, Relationships,
Children, Jobs, Homes, Marriages. I cancel every plot,
Plan and scheme the enemy has devised...
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"Father, in the Name of Jesus,
Open supernatural doors in our lives today.
Save and set free! Give us a double portion of your Spirit
As we take back everything that the devil has stolen:
Emotional Health, Physical Health, Finances, Relationships,
Children, Jobs, Homes, Marriages. I cancel every plot,
Plan and scheme the enemy has devised...
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freyja__:
if you took the jesus bit out of there, it would be sort of a nice sentiment.
debts cancelled.
so mote it be.
debts cancelled.
so mote it be.
joyrider:
i bet you'd taste good with a nice tamarind-based sauce - maybe with some scotch bonnet peppers. grilled - definitely grilled.
You know what? Y'all is right! FUCK IT! I'm going!
So now that we've got that all straightened out,
I've got a confession to make.....
I like going pee-pee in the little persons urinal!
I'm like addicted to it! Kinda like going to the girls bathroom
After school when everyone is gone! It's a RUSH!
Thats all I have to share with the class today...
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So now that we've got that all straightened out,
I've got a confession to make.....
I like going pee-pee in the little persons urinal!
I'm like addicted to it! Kinda like going to the girls bathroom
After school when everyone is gone! It's a RUSH!
Thats all I have to share with the class today...
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djdarlek:
Man United vs Blackthorn tonight dude! Come on you reds!
crazygrrl:
Doesn't it splash back onto your feet when you use the little urinals? Hmmm.....
Happy MLK Day My Niggas and Niggettes! Fuck Arizona!
Man, I cant stop the smoke
So yesterdays I passed out after watching 'Blue Velvet'
I hate falling asleep to a movie or the television
Whenever I wake up, I've got the biggest headache
All that 'shhhhhhhhhhhh' fucking kills me
Turns out my friend Charlie is renting out the cigar room
To this really cheesy Boca...
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Man, I cant stop the smoke
So yesterdays I passed out after watching 'Blue Velvet'
I hate falling asleep to a movie or the television
Whenever I wake up, I've got the biggest headache
All that 'shhhhhhhhhhhh' fucking kills me
Turns out my friend Charlie is renting out the cigar room
To this really cheesy Boca...
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linz:
go! 
gram:
you silly little bitch!
so it is colder than balls right now, and will get colder.
school started and it is great! i just loooove school....
seriously, love it
so it is colder than balls right now, and will get colder.
school started and it is great! i just loooove school....
seriously, love it
I'm just getting so high this whole weekend
I'm getting so 'baked'
I feel like a shit-house Phish-head or a Grateful Dead lover
So much pot, too much smoking, so much drinking
I'm so crashing and burning into a Rock N Roll Drug Nightmare!
: Entombed - Chaos Breed :
I'm getting so 'baked'
I feel like a shit-house Phish-head or a Grateful Dead lover
So much pot, too much smoking, so much drinking
I'm so crashing and burning into a Rock N Roll Drug Nightmare!
: Entombed - Chaos Breed :
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incest:
i'm hiding in yr dope.
holdensolo:
DUDE!! DO NOT BURN OUT BEFORE OUR FIRST GIG!!!!
Christ! Someone keep the H and hookers away from him!! We've got a tour to think about!!
Christ! Someone keep the H and hookers away from him!! We've got a tour to think about!!
My hair is itchy, and I need to take a shower
Today is Championship Sunday and I don't really give a shit
Once my teams are out of the playoffs,
I really could give two-shits, but
I guess it gives me something to do on a Sunday
I watched 'Blue Velvet' for the first time last night
I dunno if I was just too stoned...
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Today is Championship Sunday and I don't really give a shit
Once my teams are out of the playoffs,
I really could give two-shits, but
I guess it gives me something to do on a Sunday
I watched 'Blue Velvet' for the first time last night
I dunno if I was just too stoned...
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linz:
lou reed is my hero-in..
dick_army:
I know exactly what you mean (about your comment on my journal). I have had a nearly identical situation arise a couple times in my life, and I felt the same way every time.
Why just be friends when you can be enemies? It's so much more fun that way, and the occassions for drunken rough sex arise more often from horny ex-girlfriends that hate you.
Umm, I mean tender loving or something. Like in a Night Ranger song.
Also,
E=MC, E=MC, E=MC Hawking. Beeatch.
Why just be friends when you can be enemies? It's so much more fun that way, and the occassions for drunken rough sex arise more often from horny ex-girlfriends that hate you.
Umm, I mean tender loving or something. Like in a Night Ranger song.
Also,
E=MC, E=MC, E=MC Hawking. Beeatch.
I'm stoned
I'm really really stoned
Who loves me the MOST?!
Hahahaha...
: Of Montreal - I'd Be a Yellow Feathered Loon :
I'm really really stoned
Who loves me the MOST?!
Hahahaha...
: Of Montreal - I'd Be a Yellow Feathered Loon :
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girlcatx:
oh shit, i cannot compete with all the ass-smooching that will surely ensue as a result of your question...
i couldn't possibly love you the most. but im sure you are smart and strong and handsome. well... maybe handsome is not the word for that picture.
how's asia? you mean south korea? not as fucking scarey as the media wants you to think. nobody here seems worried at all.
i couldn't possibly love you the most. but im sure you are smart and strong and handsome. well... maybe handsome is not the word for that picture.
how's asia? you mean south korea? not as fucking scarey as the media wants you to think. nobody here seems worried at all.
60ftqueenie:
I'm stoned too.. so I love youse all