- When people smoke cigarettes, I sneeze
- I'm attracted to Scorpio/Cancer/Libra women
- Bruce Willis in 'Moonlighting' was my IDOL in 5th grade
- My head hurts the next day after rough sex
- I want a 'Pop Copy' training video w/ Michael Rappaport in it
- I've got Erin's W-2 forms from Starbucks
- I will miss Nell Carter from 'Gimme A Break'
- I've been addicted to little red coffee stirrer-straws lately
- I am convinced 'Mother Earth' is a middle-aged black woman
- When I take a shower, Spree sits on top of the hamper
- A bag of Crunchy Cheese Doodles and a 20 oz Sunkist = lunch
- My shoes smell like Halloween Candy Corn
- My pussy hurts all the time
: mum - The Ballad Of The Broken Birdie Records
- I'm attracted to Scorpio/Cancer/Libra women
- Bruce Willis in 'Moonlighting' was my IDOL in 5th grade
- My head hurts the next day after rough sex
- I want a 'Pop Copy' training video w/ Michael Rappaport in it
- I've got Erin's W-2 forms from Starbucks
- I will miss Nell Carter from 'Gimme A Break'
- I've been addicted to little red coffee stirrer-straws lately
- I am convinced 'Mother Earth' is a middle-aged black woman
- When I take a shower, Spree sits on top of the hamper
- A bag of Crunchy Cheese Doodles and a 20 oz Sunkist = lunch
- My shoes smell like Halloween Candy Corn
- My pussy hurts all the time
: mum - The Ballad Of The Broken Birdie Records
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