So I'm gonna start training hard starting tommorrow
'Cause I ain't having this getting fat from not doing anything routine
I need to get back in soccer and basketball shape soon
Since I'll be playing in a b-ball tournament at work come March
I can't go out there and 'ball' when I'm 25 pounds
Away from my playing weight. It just ain't happening
So this...
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'Cause I ain't having this getting fat from not doing anything routine
I need to get back in soccer and basketball shape soon
Since I'll be playing in a b-ball tournament at work come March
I can't go out there and 'ball' when I'm 25 pounds
Away from my playing weight. It just ain't happening
So this...
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I'm doing laundry and cleaning my dishes
While watching a bad SNL on Comedy Central
My pussy hurts and my nose is runny
I havent taken a shower yet, but I will later
Planning on what to do later on today, but I will probably
End up in front of the computer for the rest of the day and night
I'm so bored I threw...
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While watching a bad SNL on Comedy Central
My pussy hurts and my nose is runny
I havent taken a shower yet, but I will later
Planning on what to do later on today, but I will probably
End up in front of the computer for the rest of the day and night
I'm so bored I threw...
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johncocktoastin:
your pussy always hurts.
tib0r:
you like the moz, i like you
50 Security Envelopes
Mesh NY Mets hat
ADVAIR Diskus
Sharpie Markers
Morrissey - Southpaw Grammar
Bollocks...
: Komeda - Rocket Plane (Music on the Moon) :
Mesh NY Mets hat
ADVAIR Diskus
Sharpie Markers
Morrissey - Southpaw Grammar
Bollocks...
: Komeda - Rocket Plane (Music on the Moon) :
coco:
Once again you amaze me. I've totally been on this Morrissey/Komeda kick. Stop reading my mind!!!
coco:
METAL!!!
edited to add proof that I'm all hessian-like: http://www.mj12.net/terrence/sg/shocktoberfest/
[Edited on Feb 08, 2003]
edited to add proof that I'm all hessian-like: http://www.mj12.net/terrence/sg/shocktoberfest/
[Edited on Feb 08, 2003]
Ok..so I put all of my friends back on the list
I'm a pussy and a total whore, yeah I know
But I love you all and dont want to hurt your feelings
If you dont know what the fuck I'm talking about click PREV
Fuck me, I'm terrible at making decisions....
I
my Cranberry Juice!
Yo..holla at me if I'm missing ya Nigga!
:...
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I'm a pussy and a total whore, yeah I know
But I love you all and dont want to hurt your feelings
If you dont know what the fuck I'm talking about click PREV
Fuck me, I'm terrible at making decisions....
I
my Cranberry Juice!
Yo..holla at me if I'm missing ya Nigga!
:...
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earplug6947:
i would like a close-up of what is to the right of the spices, sort of right behind spree.
After watching the Michael Jackson Special yesterday
Where he admitted to sleeping in bed with children
While holding hands with a 12 year-old cancer survivor
Named Gavin, who he sure as hell was fucking,
I've decided to pick 12 special friends
I could molest and climb/smoke trees with
Don't be upset-y if you didnt make the list
There is always 'Joe Millionaire' and 'American Idol'...
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Where he admitted to sleeping in bed with children
While holding hands with a 12 year-old cancer survivor
Named Gavin, who he sure as hell was fucking,
I've decided to pick 12 special friends
I could molest and climb/smoke trees with
Don't be upset-y if you didnt make the list
There is always 'Joe Millionaire' and 'American Idol'...
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mtlqueen:
Yippeeee!
mtlqueen:
Definitely not hunky dory, but I'm able to function a lot better these days...takin' charge! I'm large and in charge, babeee!
I wanna turn you on and excite you
Let me know the spot on your body and I'll bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a TURBO BOOSTER!
You want lovin, you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a...
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Let me know the spot on your body and I'll bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a TURBO BOOSTER!
You want lovin, you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a...
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takeshi21:
Howdy Cap'n!
likittysplit:
how did i know this name change would have been my favorite little neckrazor......
I wanna turn you on and excite you
Let me know the spot on your body and I'll bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a TURBO BOOSTER!
You want lovin, you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a...
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Let me know the spot on your body and I'll bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a TURBO BOOSTER!
You want lovin, you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a...
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So someone at work was making fun of the way I 'tawk'
You know, 'cause of the New York-ness and said some bullshit
To the effect of 'You're in Florida now and you're going to stay'
You fucking bitter and content with nothing bitch!
You dont know how tough it was not to tell them that
I was getting the fuck out of this Southern...
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You know, 'cause of the New York-ness and said some bullshit
To the effect of 'You're in Florida now and you're going to stay'
You fucking bitter and content with nothing bitch!
You dont know how tough it was not to tell them that
I was getting the fuck out of this Southern...
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n:
your cat has an intense facial expression. its obvious who wears the pants in *that* household...
thalia1:
interesting new name!!
wondered who the hell it was til i saw your pic!!
weirdo.....lol
xoxo thalia
wondered who the hell it was til i saw your pic!!
weirdo.....lol
xoxo thalia
It's 6PM, and I still like the way my arm smells
I think that only bitches drive black Honda Civic's
When I grow-up, I wanna be a Silver-Backed Gorilla
Give it up for my nigga BoxterJulep
I dunno if he's coming back, but he was good peoples
Pour some out of your 40 for him tonight, just in case
Writing an interesting/coherent journal entry is...
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I think that only bitches drive black Honda Civic's
When I grow-up, I wanna be a Silver-Backed Gorilla
Give it up for my nigga BoxterJulep
I dunno if he's coming back, but he was good peoples
Pour some out of your 40 for him tonight, just in case
Writing an interesting/coherent journal entry is...
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april1:
Maybe if you'd take a shower, your arm wouldn't smell like leftovers! {ouch... sorry, couldn't help myself!}
--April* {is sniffing Her arm... mmmmm, pizza}
--April* {is sniffing Her arm... mmmmm, pizza}
astrogirl3000:
i'm back! whew!
i'm having trouble with my internet provider (see journal). i've resorted to using a free aol disc till i can get all this shit worked out. scary, huh?
i'm still going through a bit of a rough spot, but i know i have the courage inside myself to overcome it. it's hard though. once again, WHEW! i blew an internal fuse this week. not an angry fuse, just had a bit of a meltdown. think of me as the little engine that could. and will.
so i'm playing catch up today on sg and listening to xtc.
i'm having trouble with my internet provider (see journal). i've resorted to using a free aol disc till i can get all this shit worked out. scary, huh?
i'm still going through a bit of a rough spot, but i know i have the courage inside myself to overcome it. it's hard though. once again, WHEW! i blew an internal fuse this week. not an angry fuse, just had a bit of a meltdown. think of me as the little engine that could. and will.
so i'm playing catch up today on sg and listening to xtc.
If I was famous...
John Leguizamo, Jason Lee, Michael Rappaport,
Dave Chapelle and Will Ferrell would be part of my 'crew'
We'd sit around drinking beer and smoking pot,
listening to good music and making fun of each other all day
Then I'd invite Winona Ryder over, kick them all out
And make her a dinner. We'd be so cute!
That would make me like,...
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John Leguizamo, Jason Lee, Michael Rappaport,
Dave Chapelle and Will Ferrell would be part of my 'crew'
We'd sit around drinking beer and smoking pot,
listening to good music and making fun of each other all day
Then I'd invite Winona Ryder over, kick them all out
And make her a dinner. We'd be so cute!
That would make me like,...
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me:
but then she'd say "thanks for the dinner R, I have to go now and hang out with my boyfriend Zack..." 
: Tommy Guerrero - A Little Bit of Somethin' :
: Tommy Guerrero - A Little Bit of Somethin' :
april1:
Jack Black.... That's who I'd hang out with if I were famous. Tenacious D would play at all of my wacky get togethers. Ah, but wouldn't that be the life?
--April*
--April*
what you NEED is to get a sex change, thats what you need...yeah, i know you keep *talking* about getting a pussy, but you need to change thought into action. the time is NOW!
noticed your new url... have you seen www.catenema.com ... there are a few different stories on there but read the one about him giving his cat an enema... too funny